NRL player rejected by woman, turns attention to dog

And it was captured on film.

Expect the vid to be released soon.

That old chestnut

Hasn’t…hasn’t this happened before?

Wut?

Lol. Now simulating sex for a chuckle is enough to end a career.
This place is ■■■■■■.

Lol. Now simulating sex for a chuckle is enough to end a career. This place is ■■■■■■.

Which place?

And the player in question is Sydney Roosters skipper Mitchell Pearce.

Between getting knocked back and the dog thing, he ■■■■■■ on himself.

Between getting knocked back and the dog thing, he ■■■■■■ on himself.

Yep. Strange thing to do.

Between getting knocked back and the dog thing, he ■■■■■■ on himself.

Yep. Strange thing to do.

In fairness to Pearce, it could have been a failed attempt at bubbling, which is pretty big in the NRL. Some pretty big plays to win over that girl.

Between getting knocked back and the dog thing, he ■■■■■■ on himself.

Yep. Strange thing to do.

In fairness to Pearce, it could have been a failed attempt at bubbling, which is pretty big in the NRL. Some pretty big plays to win over that girl.

He did appear top pull out all stops.

And still failed.

Between getting knocked back and the dog thing, he ■■■■■■ on himself.

Yep. Strange thing to do.

In fairness to Pearce, it could have been a failed attempt at bubbling, which is pretty big in the NRL. Some pretty big plays to win over that girl.

He did appear top pull out all stops.

And still failed.

Modern women are impossible to impress. I blame feminism.

Between getting knocked back and the dog thing, he ■■■■■■ on himself.

Yep. Strange thing to do.

In fairness to Pearce, it could have been a failed attempt at bubbling, which is pretty big in the NRL. Some pretty big plays to win over that girl.

He did appear top pull out all stops.

And still failed.

Modern women are impossible to impress. I blame feminism.

Possibly.
Maybe his failure to successfully ‘bubble’ blew it for him
We need to talk to the girl

Pearce off jack

How to make front page news 101

How to make front page news 101

So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong…

Clearly, some people can’t handle their booze and shouldn’t drink as much. To be fair, probably no one should drink that much but if you can’t control yourself and you’re at risk of international headlines then…

How to make front page news 101

So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong…

Well explain then why I haven’t had my 15 minutes of fame?

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Does Kais have an opinion on this?