Player Tiers

Given this gem from July, I think AN10 is right and narcotics may well be involved…

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I think you’ve nailed it Borgy, spot on.
Do we still do the posts of the month thread?

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I thought for a second this was going to be about Joeys Tie

Read it as “Player Ties”

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Hird and Fletcher at the top of the tree. Tick.

95% of the rest of it is rubbish.

We had the chance to recruit the son of god and blew it.

buffy3

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Excellent thread. With apologies to Borges I suggest we start by dividing the players into 14 distinct categories:

  • Those that belong to the emperor
  • Embalmed ones
  • Those that are trained
  • Suckling pigs
  • Mermaids (or Sirens)
  • Fabulous ones
  • Stray dogs
  • Those that are included in this classification
  • Those that tremble as if they were mad
  • Innumerable ones
  • Those drawn with a very fine camel hair brush
  • Et cetera
  • Those that have just broken the flower vase
  • Those that, at a distance, resemble flies
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GOOD GRIEF

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Some of those gradings had me in tiers.

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Player Ties

JoeDan > Everybody else

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buffy%204

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I thought it was going to be a thread about Players Tires.

Really wanted to know what each one used too.

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The over-respect for Adam Sandler is what has me confused

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Why do dogs eat their own vomit yet cats don’t?

buffy6

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did someone mention scott lucas!

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they eat there own fur though!

Q: Both made from rubber, but what’s the difference between a car tyre and 365 condoms?

A: One’s a Goodyear, the other is a BL00DY good year.

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These are Essendon’s player tiers, right? The one on the left has even got her red and black club uniform on…

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