Politics


#9740

Give the working class a $200 tax cut, and you’ve won over masses. Straight out of the Howard/Costello play book.

This is what the people of this country have become… me, me,me, what’s in it for me.


#9741

Think they have always been more than a bit like that.

I remember back in the Menzies era at budget time. I was just a kid but Dad drank beer and smoked, and the headlines were always about tobacco and beer price rises.


#9742

Guess I’m lucky, but I don’t need a few dollars extra in my pay. I’d prefer to see the money spent on the people who really need it.


#9743

Excellent, analytical and forthright article.

Nobody will read it and it won’t make any difference to anything.


#9744

I must be nobody.


#9745

ahh, already got 4 investment properties then?

/s


#9746

Not one unfortunately.
Too risk-averse in the 90’s.


#9747

Yep. Can’t compete with a trusty 3 word slogan or something super witty like UnbelievaBill on the front page of a Rupert rag for the drones to nod at.


#9748

To be fair, buying houses in your 90s would be a bit strange.


#9749

Coalition Response To Shorten’s Budget Reply Speech OR We’re In Charge Because We’re More Mature Than YOU!

May 12, 2018
Rossleigh

Shorten – My fellow Australians, as I listened to the Government’s fifth budget on Tuesday night, I knew immediately: We can do better than this. The people of Australia deserve better than this. And a Labor Government will deliver better than this.

Better than ten years of cuts to schools and hospitals – in exchange for $10 a week. $10 a week. That’s all the Liberals think it will take, for you to forgive and forget.

Julia Banks – People can live on $40 a week.

Michaelia Cash – Of course they can.

Malcolm – Yeah, $10 is heaps.

Shorten – The Liberals desperately want you to believe this budget is fair.

Malcolm Turnbull – It is, it is. Make him stop complaining. He’s lying, he’s lying, he’s lying. Make him stop.

Shorten – I’m here to outline Labor’s plan to bring the Fair Go back into the heart of our nation.
– A plan to properly fund health and education
– A plan to boost your wages
– And a plan for real tax cuts to help you with your family budget.

Scott Morrison – Unbelieva-Bill… Hey everyone, did ya hear what I called him? Unbelieva-Bill… Hee, hee, let’s all do it.

Malcolm – Unbelieva-Bill, Unbelieva-Bill, Unbelieva-Bill.

Mathias Corman – Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Shorten – It’s a plan we can afford, because we’re not going to spend $80 billion of tax expenditure on big business and the big banks.

Scott – Where’s ya costings?

Malcolm – Yeah, bet you did them on the back of an envelope.

Scott – Oooh, that’s a good one. How do you like that, Unbelieva-Bill?

Shorten – And it’s a plan that will work, because Australia thrives when middle class and working class Australians can get ahead.

Scott – We’ve got a plan too. We’ve got a plan for Jobs and Growth.

Mathias – Yeah, Jobs and Growth.

Malcolm – How do you like that, Unbelieva-Bill?

Mathias – Let’s make him cry. Let’s call him names until he runs home to his mummy. Hey, weak girlie man.

Malcolm – Don’t say that one?

Mathias – Why not?

Malcolm – Coz that’s what Tony calls me and I don’t want to think about him. Let’s just stick to “Unbelieva-Bill”. Hey, Unbelieva-Bill, I’m PM and you’re not. Ha ha. And…and I’m prefered PM so there.

Shorten – Our plan begins with a better and fairer tax system. After years of flat wages, rising power bills and increasing health costs under the Government: it’s a time for a fair-dinkum tax cut for middle class and working class Australians.

Scott – That’s because of Labor. That’s not our fault. It’s not, it’s not. We’re the adults. You ran up debt and we’ve had to try and fix it and we will because we’re awesome and even if the debt is twice is big now that’s not our fault, that’s your fault. It is, it is, it is. And we’re going to fix it next year and then everyone will know how great we are and we are because Uncle Rupert says so and he should know because he’s got lots and lots of money and that’s why we don’t ask him to pay any tax because he’s really good and he gives people jobs.

Malcolm – Let’s all shout Unbelieva-Bill again when Chrissy Pyne gets here.

Scott – Where is Chrissy?

Mathias – I think he and Michaelia are playing hide and seek and they’re both still hiding because they don’t realise that nobody’s looking for them.

Malcolm – Oh, it’s not as much fun calling Bill names without Chrissy. Remember when he called him a grub…

Mathias – No, he actually called him a c…

Malcolm – It was “grub”. He said it was “grub” and it only sounded like that naughty word because the microphone was a bit faulty.

Scott – Unbelieva-Bill.

Malcolm – It’s true. It’s really and truly what he said.

Scott – No, not you. I was just calling out at Bill because I wasn’t sure he heard me while he was speaking.

Mathias – Oh no, he’s finished and all these people in the gallery are cheering.

Malcolm – That’s not fair. Can we get Peter to take them in for re-education?

Scott – We could call it Gonski 3.0 and then people would be pleased that we were spending money on education. Hee, hee.

Malcolm – You’re so funny, Scottie. Let’s go outside and shout out “Unbelieva-Bill” until our friends on the Business Council join in.


#9750

#9751

Julie Bishop is yet another useless incompetent with an inflated sense of her own entitlement to be a leach on the public purse.
Blames the media for the cooling in relations with China. How about the government taking some responsibilty? But no, it’s always “someone else’s fault” - an Australian national characteristic. Should be on the coat of arms.


#9752

Let me guess, it was specifically the ABC and SBS’s fault? Gotta land some blows where it counts while deflecting in this game.


#9753

My read is that she is challenging journalists who are relying on the views of Raby , who has set himself up as a China consultant and who claims to be the font of China knowledge because of a stint as Ambassador…
Dastyari got slammed as Shanghai Sam because of his connections.


#9754

Dutton’s Border Force under pressure at Senate Estimates on its FOI practices and for taking questions on notice.
Shades of ASADA.
One of the questions taken on notice was what constitutes “best practice “ which was being cited by Dutton as part justification for the airport identification proposals. Dutton’s Department Head has no idea what “best practice “ was.
The other laugh came when he was asked the basis for Dutton’s assertion that people in Melbourne were afraid to go to out to restauarants. He made it clear that it did not come from the Department.


#9755

#9756

What’s the point of estimates when you can go in and make it up as you go along?

No one is ever held to account. Why isn’t accountability part of the rules?


#9757

The rules should be similar to stock market reporting.


#9758

Lastly if Labor ever put Wong in charge they’d win the next 3 elections.


#9759

I wish mate,… but this Country aint that far fwd yet.

Female, Asian, and Gay, … is at least 1 bridge too far still for a majority vote here I reckon unfortunately.