Praccy match v Cats -- some Cat time, some Cat place

Perhaps cancel your BBlitz account would be a good place to start.

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Captain, I’ve learned to avoid the match day threads and reading of the frustration, disappointment and bitterness within like minded Bomber supporters.

My own disappointment and frustration with Essendon performances is not so easy to hide away from.

Perhaps, one day we’ll beat teams regularly, maybe even beat Geelong. I long for that day.

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Could offer up McGrath to gold coast imo. They’d take him.

Forced listening to Barry Manilow is enough thanks very much.

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Yeah, I probably overstepped the line there as regards to inhumane torture.

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McCluggage is a good player, but he is only 187 cm tall. He is not a big bodied mid.
Lachie Neale is a very good player. He is 177 cm. He is not a big bodied mid, in fact he is shorter than Darcy, Zach and Andy.

Frustrated following Essendon?
I just had 10days drinking boiled tap water, no beer, no wine, no gin and tonic on a hot afternoon by the pool.
Life was drab, listless and lacking that spark we all crave.
Thats what following the EFC is like, post 2005.

No Heppell. We’re gonna lose this game.

For the love of god can you please stand up to dads army for once.

Please beat these ■■■■■

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Damn you Barry Manilow. It’s the only half decent song you wrote.

OK, I’m bored… Bring on the footy - and play well.

His name was Jonesy, he was a showboy
With white feathers in his hair and some locks cut down to there
He would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while he tried to be a star
Kyle kicked 'em from afar
Across the crowded floor, they worked from eight til four
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

Can he kicka (toe) Kickabanana (Kickabanana)
The hottest kick north of Nirvana (here)
Can he kicka (toe) Kickabanana
Losing with passion were always the fashion
At the ground, there’s push 'n shove

Kicka, Kickabanana
His name was Disco
He wore some jackets
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Caddy dancing there
And when he finished, he called him over
But Disco went a bit too far
Traded up to lift the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood for a single gun spot
But just who’ll get through?

Can he kicka (toe) Kickabanana (Kickabanana)
The hottest kick north of Nirvana (here)
Can he kicka (toe) Kickabanana
Losing with passion were always the fashion
Out at Tulla, he lost his love
(Kicka, Kickabanana)
(Kicka, Kickabanana)
(Kickabanana)

Like in Nirvana
(Kicka, a banana)
Losing with passion were always in fashion

His name is Jonesy he was a showboy
But that was thirty years ago, when he used to have a show
Now there’s still Disco, but not for Jonesy
Still in dress he used to wear
Faded feathers in his hair
He sits there so refined, and drinks himself half-blind
He lost his youth and he lost to Caddy
Now he’s lost his mind

Out at Tulla (toe) Kickabanana (Kickabanana)
The hottest kick north of Nirvana (here)
Out at Tulla (toe) Kickabanana
Losing with passion were always in fashion
Out at Tulla, don’t fall in love

Don’t fall in love
(Kickabanana)
(Kickabanana)

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That is a massive ■■■■■■■ stretch.

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It really does feel like this.

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Punishment? I’ll tell ya what punishment I have planned.
I’m taking my two boys, Fletch & Joey this arvo.
At quarter time they will look at me and ask why I named them after bloody bombers players. Sure enough it will be like the time I took Fletch to see his first game vs the Doggies. They kicked 23 unanswered.

That will be punishment enough for me.

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Game day!

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We’re ■■■■■■

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Sorry- it was a bit of a joke about us initially and how much better BL have recruited than us- agree with your comments.

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Interesting that it is an extended 26 man squad, and Heppell STILL couldn’t make it.

Did Hepp play in the black v red hit out this week?

Geelong men

Essendon soft underbelly boys

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