Pre season Training from 10/11/25

I knew it was too crappy to be real

Did Merrett get a Hawks tattoo?

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Yes, a little tat of a piece of poo and a puddle of wee.

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No but he has one of Mitchell’s wife.

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I think you knew the answer to this before you asked…

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Isn’t there anyone else willing to show respect to this Training thread???!!! :tired_face:

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We really need to go back to the old bomber logo

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Something borrowed, something scum?

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I think dyson will really clean up.

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I said rarely not never

Well, this is one of my favourites

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Should have been played near the end of the season.

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I feel they have all been told to say how much they love Zach.

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If i hear the phrase ‘wrap our arms around him’ i will ■■■■■■■ spew

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They coulda just said look we don’t hate his guts.

He’s just a bit of a ■■■■■■■■, all clubs have em and he is ours.

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Because he’s a ■■■■■■■ moron

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He didn’t put much weight on weight either. His ideal recruit was 200cm tall and weighed 70kg.

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He has put his hand up already.

Not afraid of being a leader.

Get him into the group early.

Encourages a huge change in culture and sends a great message to the next generation.

Dyson Sharp. Besides, make good leaders!

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Or they might understand that after 10 years of ■■■■ performance, ■■■■ coaching and ■■■■ administration, Zach at the age of 30 wanted to have a crack at playing with a well-run club; and that he accepted Essendon’s decision not to let him go and is now back training hard and ready to give his absolute best in the coming season as he has in the past.

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Seven minutes. SEVEN MINUTES!!

I mean sure, that is likely in line with expected rotations, but far out. I assume 12 reps with jogging in between or something

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