Prince Philip dead, gave Reboot the finger for 1436 days though

Hooker Disposal and cleanup.

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Tremendous thread

Maybe they have decided on a handover to Prince William.

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PR gun, Mrs Wim’s call.
Although she’s saying Charles.
Smooth handover.
No speculation over Charles or William for the next however many years.

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King Charles? Sounds a bit cavalier.

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He is retiring

Dead tired. Zombie like

Sick of pulling cords is he?

I read this as…he’s died a while back but now Madame Tussaud has got the wax dummy ready, combined with android technology (ironic since Liz will control him with an iPhone app). App was delayed because it couldn’t stop the dummy grabbing female servants on the rear end.

when these ■■■■ hats die, does any of their inheritance go back to the public, or just accumulate more riches?

Thread title change?
Prince Philip not dead. Reboot guilty of false news.

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Done

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That’s a fair effort to go until your 95.

I think Australia should do something special to recognise his work and support over such a long time.

What’s the highest honour we can give him? Not sure OA is enough, perhaps we should create some new higher class of honours befitting him.

Wait a minute…

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Probably giving it all away because Australia rejected making him Sir Prince Philip.

Whatever happened to that arsewipe Abbott anyway? We never seem to hear from him any more…except on every f*ucking subject under the sun.

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Firstest with the fakest

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SAD!

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Prince phillip is apparently fine and was seen earlier today waving to the crowds and hanging out with his two new best buddies

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W.T.F happened here?

Who?

PERMABAN for 'boot methinks