Ah yes, the classic Caro better to be first and wrong that right and second.
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Trumped up news …
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Cant let him off that lightly. Is the exact opposite, has to stay online and edit the game threads
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So glad that Phil and Liz are ok.
I thought that it could be something serious like the palace had run out of Pedigree dry for the corgis.
Not long now folks …
Lmfao. What a “bump” this one is.
I do hope he manages a few more months and gets to tonne up. Then Liz has to send him a letter.
(A friend’s mum passed away a few weeks back at 99 and a few months. It’s a great innings, but being so close we were all hoping she’d make it. I’ll be happily surprised if I make it to the average, let alone give 100 a nudge).
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Phil falling for 99 will rival Warney’s 99
That’s Sir Prince Philip, thank you.
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Thank goodness we gave him our highest honour a few years back!
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And yet is it enough?
Perhaps we should rename it the Sir Prince Philip Reef.
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Portly young child: When I grow up I want to be an astronaut!
Prince Phillip: You’re too fat to be an astronaut.
What a legend.
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The ‘Best of’ Prince Phillip
Celebrities
To pop star Tom Jones in 1969: ‘What do you gargle with, pebbles.’
More on Tom Jones: ‘It’s hard to see how he is popular. He sings the most hideous songs.’
On Elton John, in 2001: ‘ I wish he’d turn the microphone off.’
To Elton John in 2001: ‘So it’s you that owns that ghastly car is it?’
On hearing Madonna was to perform in 2002: ‘Are we going to need earplugs?’
His job
Visiting Canada, 1969: ‘I declare this thing open, whatever it is.’
Visiting Canada in 1976: ‘We don’t come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.’
Shouted to the Queen during an official visit to Belize in 1994: ‘ Yak, yak, yak; come on get a move on.’
To an RAF photographer at a Battle of Britain commemoration, 2015: ‘Just take the f***ing picture.’
On his 1986 tour of Beijing, and his impression of Stoke-On-Trent in 1997: ‘Ghastly.’
To survivors of the Lockerbie terrorist atrocity, in 1993: ‘People usually say that after a fire it is water damage that is the worst. We are still drying out Windsor Castle.’
On opening the new British Embassy in Berlin in 2000: ‘It’s a vast waste of space.’
His family
On Prince Andrew and Fergie’s extravagant house in 1988: ‘ It looks like a tart’s bedroom.’
On a 1974 IRA kidnap attempt made against Princess Anne: ‘If the man had succeeded in abducting Anne, she would have given him a hell of a time while in captivity.’
On Princess Anne: ‘ If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she’s not interested.’
To the Queen on her coronation: ‘ Where did you get that hat?’
On Prince William’s desire to drop out of university: 'He needs to knuckle down and not wimp out.’
To Princess Di on her anguish over Prince Charles’ infidelity: ‘I am quite ready to concede that I have no talent as a marriage counsellor.’
The marginalised
During the British economic downturn of 1981: ‘Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed’.
On mental health care in the modern armed forces, 1995: ‘We didn’t have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking “Are you all right? Are you sure you don’t have a ghastly problem?” You just got on with it.’
Talking to a deaf couple who were standing near a live band in 1999: ‘Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf.’
To a young child who said he wanted to go into space, in 2001: ‘ You’re too fat to be an astronaut.’
To a blind woman in 2002: ‘Do you know they’re now producing eating dogs for anorexics?’
To a disabled pensioner in a motor scooter, 2012: ‘How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?’
To an elderly man at the Charterhouse almshouse, 2017: ‘You look starved.’
Racism and cultural insensitivity:
At 1986 WWF event: ‘If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.’
During a visit to Scotland in 1995: ‘How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?’
To school children in Cardiff in 2012: ‘You must have really good brains to speak Welsh.’
Referring to a fuse box during a 1999 factory visit: ‘It looks as if it was put in by an Indian.’
Talking to a British student in China in 1986: ‘If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.’
Taking a gift from Kenyan woman in 1984: ‘You are a woman, aren’t you?’
Speaking to a British man in Budapest in 1993 : ‘You can’t have been here that long - you haven’t got a pot belly.’
Speaking to a wealthy Cayman Islander in 1994: "’Aren’t most of you descended from pirates?’
Speaking to fellow visitors to Papua New Guinea in 1998: ‘ You managed not to get eaten, then?’
To an indigenous Australian business person, in 2002: ‘Do you still throw spears at each other?’
In France, 2002: ‘The French don’t know how to cook breakfast.’
Sexism:
To a Scottish female politician, regarding tartan: ‘Do you have a pair of knickers made out of this?’
‘British women can’t cook’ (1966).
To a female council worker wearing a dress which featured a prominent zip, 2012: ‘ I would get arrested if I unzipped that dress.’
On marriage: ‘When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
Australia:
On refusing to touch a koala in 1992: ‘Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.’
Himself
On turning 90 in 2011: ‘ Bits are beginning to drop off.’
On the Queen’s choice to name her children Windsor, rather than Mountbatten: ‘I’m just a bloody amoeba.’
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So Reboot was right just went a few years early with the news.
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#strayla
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Because both of them are going to be dead soon?
(driveby posting from the climate change thread…)
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Hopefully your timing is as bad as reboots (or even worse).
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One day the title of this thread will have to change to ‘Rebootadamus proven correct again.” One day.
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