Quirky news articles

So rather than start a new thread for every quirky little article that people stumble across, I thought we could just chuck them in here. Anything that makes you chuckle, snort coffee out your nose in surprise, or just ask WTF?

I’ll start with this one:

RRS Boaty McBoatface could be the name of the newest British research ship
POSTED SUN 20 MAR 2016, 11:31AM

By Jo Lauder
RRS Boaty McBoatface the newest British research ship?

The public has been asked to name Britain’s newest polar research ship and the internet has really outdone itself.

The current frontrunner?

RRS Boaty McBoatface.

— NERC (@NERCscience) March 18, 2016
The Natural Environment Research Centre is probably regretting trusting the public and the internet with the responsibility of naming the £200 million Royal Research Ship.

So far nearly 6,000 voters have chosen RRS Boaty McBoatface, but the top ten also includes RRS Pingu and RRS Usain Bolt.

RRS Boaty McBoatface is also beating RRS David Attenborough and RRS Henry Worsley, named after a famous British explorer and following in the tradition of naming the ships after iconic adventurers.

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Our #NameOurShip site is open for entries! https://t.co/9Lo2KcvNY3 Don’t forget you can vote for your fave name. pic.twitter.com/HliYjLa6Xz

— NERC (@NERCscience) March 19, 2016
The 15,000 tonne ship will operate in both the Arctic and Antarctic when it sets sail in 2019, and can fit up to 90 scientists and support staff onboard.

And yes, voting is still open. However, according to one savvy person on Twitter, the T&Cs of the competition still give the final approval of the name to the National Environment Research Centre.

Toot! Toot!

I like today’s headline of “Man gains 11kg of lean muscle in one year — you’ll never guess what happens next!”

He BBQs it?

So rather than start a new thread for every quirky little article that people stumble across, I thought we could just chuck them in here. Anything that makes you chuckle, snort coffee out your nose in surprise, or just ask WTF?

I’ll start with this one:

RRS Boaty McBoatface could be the name of the newest British research ship
POSTED SUN 20 MAR 2016, 11:31AM

By Jo Lauder
RRS Boaty McBoatface the newest British research ship?

The public has been asked to name Britain’s newest polar research ship and the internet has really outdone itself.

The current frontrunner?

RRS Boaty McBoatface.

— NERC (@NERCscience) March 18, 2016
The Natural Environment Research Centre is probably regretting trusting the public and the internet with the responsibility of naming the £200 million Royal Research Ship.

So far nearly 6,000 voters have chosen RRS Boaty McBoatface, but the top ten also includes RRS Pingu and RRS Usain Bolt.

RRS Boaty McBoatface is also beating RRS David Attenborough and RRS Henry Worsley, named after a famous British explorer and following in the tradition of naming the ships after iconic adventurers.

Skip Twitter TweetFireFox NVDA users - To access the following content, press ‘M’ to enter the iFrame.
Our #NameOurShip site is open for entries! https://t.co/9Lo2KcvNY3 Don’t forget you can vote for your fave name. pic.twitter.com/HliYjLa6Xz

— NERC (@NERCscience) March 19, 2016
The 15,000 tonne ship will operate in both the Arctic and Antarctic when it sets sail in 2019, and can fit up to 90 scientists and support staff onboard.

And yes, voting is still open. However, according to one savvy person on Twitter, the T&Cs of the competition still give the final approval of the name to the National Environment Research Centre.

Toot! Toot!

Personally I liked “RRS Boat Marley and the Whalers.”

Although I must admit a certain fondness for “RRS It’s ■■■■■■ cold here”

Rob Ford, former Toronto mayor, dies aged 46

Ashifa Kassam in Toronto and agencies

Wednesday 23 March 2016 05.59 AEDT

Rob Ford, the pugnacious former mayor of Toronto who gained international notoriety after he admitted smoking crack while in office, died on Tuesday after an 18-month battle with cancer. He was 46.

“With heavy hearts and profound sadness, the Ford family announces the passing of their beloved son, brother, husband and father,” his family said in a statement. “A dedicated man of the people, Councillor Ford spent his life serving the citizens of Toronto.”

A divisive figure in the politics of Canada’s largest city, Ford was adored by many who pointed to his common touch and straight talk on slashing spending. Ford was a popular city councillor for 10 years, becoming known for his brash political style and conservative policies, and celebrated for his habit of handing out his home phone number and personally returning constituents’ calls about potholes and broken water pipes.

He became mayor in 2010, tapping into the simmering resentment held by suburban residents of Toronto with promises to end what he described as “the war on the car” and to “stop the gravy train” of government spending.

But in May 2013, Ford became fodder for headlines around the world, after reports emerged of a video showing the politician inhaling from a crack pipe. Ford initially denied the allegations but backtracked when the recording was located by the Toronto police months later.

“Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine,” he told reporters. “But, no, do I? Am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.”

He refused to resign. His statements and actions became nightly fodder for American late-night TV hosts such as David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel and Jon Stewart.

But his popularity continued. Hundreds of people lined up for bobblehead dolls of the mayor, signed by Ford himself. Ford spent countless hours taking pictures with residents eager to be photographed with an international celebrity while “Ford Nation”, the name given to his most dedicated supporters, continued to grow.

His outlandish behaviour continued, casting an image sharply at odds with Canada’s reputation for sedate, unpretentious politics. He drew gasps when he used crude language on live television to deny telling a staffer he wanted to have oral sex. The father of two school-age children said he was “happily married” and added he “has more than enough to eat at home”.

A barrage of scandals followed: ,another video emerged in which Ford staggered around a room, ranting about killing someone, a third showed him calling the city police chief a derogatory name and attempting a Jamaican accent. Eventually, the city council stripped him of most of his powers and reduced his role to one of figurehead.

Ford was repeatedly videotaped and photographed while intoxicated in public. After a second video emerged in 2014 that appeared to show Ford smoking crack, Ford acknowledged his struggles with addiction and announced he was entering rehab.

In the fall of 2014, Ford was diagnosed with a rare, aggressive form of cancer called liposarcoma. The diagnosis, which came as he was running for a second term as mayor, forced him to withdraw from the race.

Between rounds of chemotherapy, Ford campaigned for his old city council seat, winning it by a landslide. He promised to run again for mayor in 2018, if his health permitted.

Ford declared himself cancer free in September and campaigned alongside Stephen Harper during the federal election campaign, but the former mayor was hospitalised again in October. His brother later said two tumours had been found on his bladder.

In recent days, amid reports of Ford’s worsening health, more than 6,400 people shared their thoughts and prayers for Ford’s recovery on a website set up by his family.

On Tuesday, tributes poured in for the late politician. John Tory, the mayor of Toronto, said the city was reeling from the news. “His time in City Hall included moments of kindness, of generosity to his council colleagues and real efforts to do what he thought was best for Toronto. He was, above all else, a profoundly human guy whose presence in our city will be missed,” Tory said in a statement.

By mid-afternoon, a long queue of Ford supporters had gathered outside Toronto’s city hall, where the flag flew at half-mast, to sign a book of condolences.

Justin Trudeau, the Canadian prime minister, offered his condolences to Ford’s family. “Rob Ford fought cancer with courage and determination,” he wrote on Twitter.

Trudeau’s predecessor, Stephen Harper, also paid tribute to Ford on Twitter. “Rob was a fighter throughout life & dedicated public servant who will be remembered for his courage, love for Toronto & his family,” he tweeted.

The youngest of four children, Rob Ford grew up in the Toronto suburb of Etobicoke, the youngest child of millionaire business owner and former conservative provincial politician Doug Ford Sr. He dropped out of university after a year and worked at the family business.

Ford met his wife, Renata, in high school, and they were married in 2000. One of Renata Ford’s few forays into the media spotlight came in 2008 after a widely reported domestic dispute with her husband. Rob Ford was charged with assault and threatening death, but prosecutors withdrew the charges, citing inconsistencies in Renata Ford’s statements.

Ford is survived by his wife and two children, Stephanie and Douglas.

This report includes material from the Associated Press

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/22/rob-ford-dies-cancer-former-toronto-mayor

^That made you chuckle???

Fangs for nothing! Scientists use fluid dynamics to calculate how long it would take a vampire to drink a human’s blood

  • Physics students used fluid dynamics of human blood for their odd study
  • They said vampire would leave holes 0.02 inches wide in the carotid artery
  • This would allow blood to leave the human body at 11mph, they calculated
  • It would take 6.4 minutes to drain 15 per cent of blood in an average human

By RICHARD GRAY FOR MAILONLINE
PUBLISHED: 04:18 EST, 23 March 2016 | UPDATED: 04:31 EST, 23 March 2016

In nature they are parasitic creatures that cling to livestock while they lap up their blood yet fiction has turned vampires into monsters capable of draining their victims with a single bite.
Now a group of physics students has worked out how long it would take a vampire to devour a meal of human blood.
They calculate an undead fiend would be able to guzzle 1.3 pints (0.75 litres) of human blood from the external carotid artery in a human neck in 6.4 minutes.
Scientists at the University of Leicester have calculated that it would take 6.4 minutes to drink just 15 per cent of the average human’s blood. This means it could take more than 40 minutes for the fictional creatures to drain the entire human body (Christopher Lee as Dracula is pictured)

Scientists at the University of Leicester have calculated that it would take 6.4 minutes to drink just 15 per cent of the average human’s blood. This means it could take more than 40 minutes for the fictional creatures to drain the entire human body (Christopher Lee as Dracula is pictured)

However, this is only equivalent to 15 per cent of the blood contained within a human body and would not be enough to cause the human heart rate to change.

While the blood flow would undoubtedly slow as the volume reduced, it means to drain a human body completely of blood would take a vampire at least 42 minutes.
This somewhat contrasts with the fictional depiction of victims crumpling lifelessly to the floor within seconds of a bite from a vampire.
Although feared in historic folklore, vampires now make regular appearances in popular culture and there are hundreds of films and books that feature the monsters (Kate Beckinsale in Underworld is pictured)

Although feared in historic folklore, vampires now make regular appearances in popular culture and there are hundreds of films and books that feature the monsters (Kate Beckinsale in Underworld is pictured)

THE SCIENCE OF BLOOD-SUCKING
Students used fluid dynamics to estimate how long it would take for blood to flow out of a hole in the carotid artery.
They assumed the external carotid artery itself would have a diameter of 0.2 inches (0.5cm) and calculated the speed of the blood flowing into it travels at 1.34mph (0.6 metres per second).
They then calculated the pressure difference should a hole be punctured into the artery by comparing the average human blood pressure in arteries to air pressure.
By factoring in the density of the blood at room temperature, they calculated that the blood would leave the puncture wound at 11mph (five metres per second).
The students also assumed their fictional vampire’s fangs would leave puncture holes just 0.02 inches (0.5mm) wide and factored in the density of the blood at room temperature.
To make their calculation, students at the University of Leicester used fluid dynamics to estimate how long it would take for the blood to flow out of a hole in the carotid artery.
They assumed the external carotid artery itself would have a diameter of 0.2 inches (0.5cm) and calculated the speed of the blood flowing into it travels at 1.34mph (0.6 metres per second).
They then calculated the pressure difference should a hole be punctured into the artery by comparing the average human blood pressure in arteries to air pressure.
By factoring in the density of the blood at room temperature, they calculated that the blood would leave the puncture wound at 11mph (five metres per second).
The students also assumed their fictional vampire’s fangs would leave puncture holes just 0.02 inches (0.5mm) wide and factored in the density of the blood at room temperature.
They performed the calculations to coincide with the 85th anniversary of Tod Browning’s 1931 horror film Dracula starring Bela Lugosi.
Their results are published in the Journal of Physics Special Topics, which is published by Leicester University.
The students assumed a vampire’s fangs would leave two holes just 0.5mm (0.02 inches) wide and human blood would leave the puncture at 11mph. This would mean it would take around 6.4 minutes to drink 1.3 pints of blood. The human body contains more than 8.8 pints (five litres)

The students assumed a vampire’s fangs would leave two holes just 0.5mm (0.02 inches) wide and human blood would leave the puncture at 11mph. This would mean it would take around 6.4 minutes to drink 1.3 pints of blood. The human body contains more than 8.8 pints (five litres)
By comparison, real vampire bats rarely target humans, preferring to sit on the backs of livestock, where they slice open the skin with their razor sharp teeth and lap up the blood with their tongue.
Dr Mervyn Roy, a lecturer in the University of Leicester’s Department of Physics and Astronomy, said: 'Every year we ask each student to write around 10 short papers for the Journal of Physics Special Topics.
‘It lets the students show off their creative side and apply some of physics they know to the weird, the wonderful, or the everyday.’

So Klaus Kinski’s depiction in Nosferatu was scientifically accurate, as well as being more frightening than the dross illustrating that article.

Does it factor in how quickly they could suck though?
I’ve it might “flow out” in 42 minutes but if it’s sucked out would it be quicker?

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The former Mayor was quirky.
I like today's headline of "Man gains 11kg of lean muscle in one year — you'll never guess what happens next!"
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