I kept Mrs Two Dogs waiting last night as I ambled out of a social function. She gave me a mild serve. I asked her if she was chiding me. She was.
Chiding - that can happen in this hot weather. Oh wait, no, thatâs chafing!
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Diaphanous⌠when it comes to lingerieâŚ
Well, weâve always seen through you.
Today we have something from mathematics.
Milliosmoles.
There are more milliosmoles in a concentrated sugar solution than in a still water room temperature solution.
And given your penchant for pineapples, I present you with an interesting piece on its etymology. The butterflies are extra. 
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Fess up.
I want everyone on Blitz to fess up if they stuck a lock on the Paris Bridge that runs from the Louvre to Bibliotheque.
Yup Aus Open final cost me 3 pineapples and a cabbage leaf
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More chemistry than mathematics.
Avocadoâs constant.
Word of the day Drooling 
Teaching my 4-month young staffy pup to wait for his food = âdrool puddlesâ. 
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Cromulent.
Not even in the Samsung dictionary.
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Yes but that dictionary is famed for its pericombobulation.
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I can see inbetween your contrafibularities.
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Lackadaisical. People are too laconic to use it.
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back in townâŚ
It has been over forty years since I showed my philtrum in public.
What about you?
Lol.
I did movember a few years ago.