Red and Black Humour

[chillyb]

and Fark Carlton

[Captain_Jack]

[percebushby]

[Koala]

what goes ‘oooooOOOOOOooooo’ ?
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a cow with no lips

[SiMFiR]

What goes “Mark,Mark,Mark,Mark,”?

Dog with a harelip!

[BobH]

[OBITV]

Is there an echo in here?

[stuka]

Is there an echo in here?

[percebushby]

@BobH

Go back FOUR posts, @BobH…

[BobH]

I should be in the Reminders that your getting old thread!!

[tassiehammer]

You are the reminder that we’re getting old!

[BobH]

It’s an honour to be in such exalted company!!

[bltn]

A man gives a bartender an offer

[Glu]

I’m probably biased, but I thought I told it better:

Red and Black Humour

A stranger walks into a pub and sits down next to one of the regulars. After ordering a beer, he says to the regular “Want to see something interesting?”. He pulls out a small piano and places it on the bar. “Does it work?” he asks the regular. “Have a look at this” says the stranger, and pulls a tiny man out of one pocket. He places the tiny man on the bar, and he sits at the small piano and begins to play it. “That’s amazing!” says the regular, “Where did you find them?” “Well”, says the…

[Captain_Jack]

[Captain_Jack]

My local was raided last night and charged with selling out-of-date Irish Cream Liqueur.

The trial will be at the Old Baileys.

[percebushby]

[Yossarian]

No Context Brits

[Alan_Noonan_10]

I was running with a UKIP of moles.

[percebushby]

She really laboured her answer.