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At least the joke is better than the band.
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‘Rock Lobster’ is probably my most hated song of all time. Can’t stand it or them.
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Sacrilege…Rock Lobster is an absolute classic!!!
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Yeah, a classic case of a song being an irritating, annoying, vexatious, maddening, irksome, galling, trying, accursed, aggravating, troublesome, pestilent and infernal pain in the arse.
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Philistine 
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Looks you need some sexy time in the old Love Shack.
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Better version
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Now that I’m stone deaf and wearing hearing aids it’s my go to line.
Knock a little louder sugar, I can’t hear you. 
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I prefer “Dance This Mess Around.” Overall l thought their debut album was very good.
I’ve heard that her crap suzettes are something else.
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A man is on his deathbed, and he asks his wife, “Martha, soon I will be gone forever, and there’s something I have to know. In all these 50 years of marriage, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
Martha replied, “Well, Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I’ve been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.”
Henry was obviously hurt by his wife’s confession, but said, “I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by ‘good reasons?’”
Martha said, “The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn’t pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker, and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?”
Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, “I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?”
Martha asked, “And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn’t have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.”
“I recall that,” said Henry. “And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time.”
“Alright,” Martha said. “Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?”
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You left out “absolute ■■■■”
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Just got the sack from the bank . Little old lady asked me to check her balance.So I pushed her over.
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Post deleted in deference to superior “turd” joke below. 
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You always have been an alternate thinker ever since those long ago days of Niddrie CES 
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