I think my new girlfriend may be a little bit kinky.
She told me last night that she’d like to pee on my wrist.
I said “Sorry, not on my watch”.
Kids got me the complete far side books. Every now and then I’ll go through a few pages and can’t help laughing out loud at some of them. Larson is a comic genius.
I called the local takeaway shop and asked “Do you deliver?”
He said " No we only do de lamb, de beef and de chicken". And hung up.
Was not sure if I should post this in the F1 thread or here.
My mate’s become so obsessed with F1, he lives and breathes cars. He’s even gotten hooked on brake fluid. Says he can stop anytime.
Sorry,
F.Log
I agree, comic genius in action.
Are there any male posters who deny being the one on the right?
Well, let me be the first to deny such accusations.
I’ve never, never, gone out with anyone ‘Artsy’.
Outstanding.
My epitaph is gunna read:
In loving memory of @sine_nomine
Who never saw an Essendon game and didn’t cry. Lots.
Mines gonna read “FARK CARLTON”
Yours is better than mine.
I’d go with Spike Milligans
" I told you I was ill…"
Spike… “I want to die peacefully like my grandad, not screaming like the passengers in his car”
