What did you say? I wasn’t listening as I was too nervous in this Uber driven by an Asian woman.
I so wish I would have been able to respond to certain people at work like this without consequences.
I posted this in the James Hird thread, but for those who want to avoid the thousand posts there in the last couple of days:
My uncle used to circumcise elephants.
The pay was terrible… but the tip was huge!
No you’ve done it. Her come the Trump posts
I didn’t know Emma Thompson and ■■■■ Van Dyke were a thing.
Today I made synonym rolls from the recipe book my grammar gave me.
Paddy and Rashid go for the same job interview. The interviewer asks them to make a sentence or two but it must include the colours green, pink and yellow. Paddy thinks and then says”
“ Early this morning as I was standing on my green lawn watching the early morning pink sun rise and marvelled as it turned the plants to a yellow gold”.
Well done the interviewer said. Your turn Rashid.
Rashid stood nervously for a while and then said
“ This morning my phone went green green, green green, green green. So I pinked it up and said Yellow?”
Not so funny written but very funny when told by an Indian comedian.
