Except “I’m Sorry…” has been going for at least 40 years.
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So I thought I’d heard everything but apparently vegetables talk. My kid said that the onion rings asking to lettuce in. She said she’d ketchup with them later.
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Scientists have created a dolphin with legs. Animal rights groups want the legs removed, but the scientists say that would defeet the porpoise.
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That is so bad it’s worth a like.
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I heard before they defeeted him an aquatic cobbler made him a set of shoes that unfortunately were too small
Not fit for porpoise
So the cobbler found himself at cross porpoise
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So bad I gave you the like.
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Are you a balcony?
Because you look like you could use a sturdy railing
Did he jerk off into a pot plant?
Kidding, Louie CK is the best!
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This is my favourite dude atm
