l can't vouch for the legitimacy of all of these, but apparently these are real, l can see how they could be.
Some spelling mistakes from tweets etc. Poetic licence has been used as well.
1. Ellen DeGeneres.
Watching ellen the generous.
I freakin love Ellen the generes. She‘s awesome.
l want to eat some raw man noodles but that will ruin my diet.
Can l buy real man noodles here?
Like the sealing can‘t hold us.
So we put are hands up like the sealing can‘t hold us!
4. Mick Jagger.
Harry is McJagger bye.
5. No Offence.
l just have a gate, no offence.
l don‘t have a ugly Christmas sweater. And no a fence to anyone
but l‘m not going to waste money and time to buy one.
I turn 13 today ladies time for my first organism.
My favorite thing to do is lay under the christmas
Tree and look up at all the ordinance. lt looks like
an enchanted forest.
8. Might as well.
Might as whale.
9. For all intents and purposes.
For all intensive purposes l‘m done for the year.
For all in tents and porpoises l am finished.
Don‘t know how l went from Valid Victorian
to being one of the dumbest kids in Houston.
I feel sorry for who is ever valid Victorian for my class.
l wouldn‘t want to represent these f**k heads.
Our generation has made a mochary of marriage.
12. Lactose Intolerant.
l can‘t eat dairy anymore. I think l‘m lack toast and tolerant.
Imma lose my vaginity this song, l swear.
14. Filet Mignon.
Flaminyon with keptchup.. l‘m weird.
15. Chicken cordon bleu.
Just had some of the best chicken court on blue ever. F**k yeah!
Next door has a knome with a sensor so everytime you walk
past it the knome whistles but it‘s so pressure sensitive the wind sets it off.
I just be real l don‘t sugar code or beat around the brush for what
I‘m not rude, l just don‘t sugar code things.
My dad gave me the car and his feyonce just took it.
Can‘t wait until l marry my Feyonce.
I have movies that l can bicuriously live through.
I always live bicuriously through everyone else‘s
breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Might of got die of beaties today.
I just found out l have die of beatiesâ€¦ is this a good thing?
21. Pay homage.
Ne-Yo was paying amish to Rick James with those thig-highs
also cute @bey paying amish to kylie during her performance
Have a great festive season Blitzers.