One day the Lone Ranger is out riding the range on his horse Silver. Silver was an incredibly smart horse.
Later that day they were ambushed by indians.
Bound and helpless the cheif walked up and spoke to the lone ranger.
"You very brave man so before we kill you we will give you three wishes, one a day for three days, when done, you die, you make first wish
The Lone Ranger considers and says , "for my first wish, i want to speak to my horse."
A bit offended that their gift was taken so frivously, they reluctantly agreed. The Lone Ranger moves close to Silver, strokes his nose, and whispers in his ear.
When finished, Silver tosses up his head and gallops off. This confuses the indians untill Silver returns with a gorgeous long haired red headed woman stark naked, tied to the saddle.
At this the indians chuckle : white man want last night with woman
The next morning the cheif appears in front of the Lone Ranger. "What wish number two?"
Again the Lone Ranger says, "I want to speak with my horse."
Now curious the indians grant this, and again the Lone Ranger strokes Silver's nose and whispers in his ear. As soon as he finishes, Silver tosses his head and gallops off.
Now the indians wait to see what the horse will return with. Sure enough, near sunset, Silver returns with a gorgeous naked black haired woman tied to the saddle.
The indians are a bit insulted that this white man only seems to have one thought on his mind.
The final morning the chief again approaches the Lone Ranger. "What you want for third wish?"
Again the Lone Ranger says, "I wish to speak to my horse."
Having been thriough this twice before, the indians bring Silver over. Only this time, the Lone Ranger grabs the horse's bridle, looks right in his eyes and says,
"For the last time it`s POSSE ..... P*O*S*S*E ...... POSSE!"