Reminders you're getting old

I’ve heard this can be a real problem as you get older, but at least there’s little pills you can take.

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When women of 50 something you have never met before call you “darling”
You know you are really getting old.

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Everytime I see the title of this thread is a reminder.

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Actually it’s a relief to know that you might still be in with a chance.

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What about a very cute early 20 something from Bakers Delight calling me darling and love and honey when ordering a Pana di Casa?

I think I might go back and ask her out tomorrow.

Her girl friend told me “that guy is hot” pointing in your direction.

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Shes probably still coming down from last nights eccies.

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No one calls them eccies anymore.

Kinda ironic

You mean to tell me you dont engage in the consumption of eccies at the discotechque while dancing the night away to Hot Stuff by Donna Summer?

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What do the kids call pingers/molly these days?

3,4-Methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine

Bloody kids and their stoichiometry these days!!

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I SHELVE GOOGS

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My Physics teacher in high school is retiring. He was 29 when I had him.

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Pills, caps, MD (apparently)

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Things that make you go “Hmmmm…”

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Had this last time at the Childress hospital.

Nurse does triage then tells us ‘the consultant will be with you soon’

Some young bloke walks in, I presume he’s the registrar. I show off my clinical knowledge, I tell him all the clinical details and that we’re waiting for the consultant.

He tells me he is the consultant.

On the other hand, ever seen a doctor that hasn’t had kids try and talk to your kid? It’s super awkward and you just have to step in and do it for them.

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Have you ever seen a doctor try and talk to another person without making it fkg awkward. They’re all social weirdos.

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somehow they pull of phone conversations just fine.

You are a silly little boy

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The two that I’m mates with must be exceptions then. Two of the sharpest, funniest blokes I’ve known.