Review thread: Kochie’s c**** def Essington

We suck.

However I don’t know what else anyone could possibly have been expecting from this year.

Everyone on here, in the media, and in the rest of the league knew we were going to suck.

It’s going to be a long, sucky, suckhole of a year in which our results will suck, our players are going to suck, we will get a sucky number of injuries and our club in general will suck. A lot.

Discuss(uck).

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Essendon Spoon

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was expecting worse

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Rebuild

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Remember when the Cardboard Cutout Coach said we would be a “very good team very quickly”?

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We were absolutely shithouse tonight but we must have the worst luck in the comp
4 injuries in one match ffs

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This club needs an ENIMA

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Yeah, the spoon is a real possibility.

We haven’t even hit rock bottom yet. That’s the bit that scares me.

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Suck yes.

Effort should be a non negotiable though

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Essendon is bad at all of the things.

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Yep

But if Draper, Sheil and Caldwell are all injured, it’s coming.

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Well positive is that was. Cutler’s
best game for the club. Now that’s saying something.

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To make it worse I smashed through my entire last stick of fruit tingles in that game and the last two were orange flavoured…

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Was expecting to get pumped so 9 goal loss… meh

Injuries the real concern for mine

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Glad you edited haha

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Ridley has 32 touches

That’s how hard our defence was smashed

■■■■ this club

Lucky we have 1 draft pick inside 40 (as it stands) to come as a reward.

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Hopeless
Spineless
Gutless

Just a putrid footy team fck off Essendon

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No future, no hope.

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Shows are far we are from a top 4 finish