Robot Vacuum Cleaner goes Ape and starts Judgement Day

ELON Musk and Stephen Hawking both warned us that artificial intelligence would be what ends humanity. Last week a South Korean woman was attacked by her robot vacuum cleaner. Does this spell the beginning of the end?
The innocent woman unsuspectingly purchased her robot vacuum to relieve her daily stresses and not have to worry about vacuuming her floors. But instead, the 52 year old’s robot servant turned on her while she was taking a nap.
The woman, whose name can’t be revealed, presumably for her own safety, was unable to free herself from the machine after it sucked up and trapped her hair.

The attack lasted several minutes before she was able to stop it. The woman immediately phoned the local emergency services, with the fire department soon showing up to complete a daring, desperate rescue. Paramedics were also involved in the operation, helping to remove the evil robot from the woman’s head.
She was lucky to escape any serious injury, however the fate of her previously faithful machine is unknown.
Korean Biz Wire noted that in cultures like South Korea it is common for people to take naps on the floor, leaving them more vulnerable to vicious robot vacuum cleaners like this.
The future is a dangerous place.

lol

Whose name can’t be revealed? I’m running with Lee, Park or Kim. They’ve got fewer surnames than the Malts.

That sucks.

I lol’ed.

I just shaved my head. Your move robot vacuum wannabe overlords.

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ELON Musk and Stephen Hawking both warned us that artificial intelligence would be what ends humanity. Last week a South Korean woman was attacked by her robot vacuum cleaner. Does this spell the beginning of the end?
The innocent woman unsuspectingly purchased her robot vacuum to relieve her daily stresses and not have to worry about vacuuming her floors. But instead, the 52 year old’s robot servant turned on her while she was taking a nap.
The woman, whose name can’t be revealed, presumably for her own safety, was unable to free herself from the machine after it sucked up and trapped her hair.

The attack lasted several minutes before she was able to stop it. The woman immediately phoned the local emergency services, with the fire department soon showing up to complete a daring, desperate rescue. Paramedics were also involved in the operation, helping to remove the evil robot from the woman’s head.
She was lucky to escape any serious injury, however the fate of her previously faithful machine is unknown.
Korean Biz Wire noted that in cultures like South Korea it is common for people to take naps on the floor, leaving them more vulnerable to vicious robot vacuum cleaners like this.
The future is a dangerous place.


Well it certainly does suck

edit: ■■■■■■■ it HAP

Oh, the humanity!

I for one welcome our new silicon-souled mechanical overlords. I’ve always said human emotions were overrated.

Elon is an unusual name.

I’d be much more comfortable with “Barry”.

“I have no mouth, and I must scream.”

Cough, cough, cough.

“Eurrllaaaghh! This ■■■■■■ hair!”

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Whose name can't be revealed? I'm running with Lee, Park or Kim. They've got fewer surnames than the Malts.

Than the what???

Maltese. Famous for only having six surnames.

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Maltese. Famous for only having six surnames.

Mifsud, Farrugia, Camilleri, Scicluna, Borg, Pace, Cutajar, Zammit, Muscat, Falzon, Busuttil, Buhagiar, Fenech just for starters

You left out Saliba. Expert my ■■■■.

What part of starters don’t you understand, peckerhead?

You, sir, are a ■■■■. A most decidedly pestilent, truculent, flatulent, acidulent, crapulent, feculent ■■■■.

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You, sir, are a ■■■■. A most decidedly pestilent, truculent, flatulent, acidulent, crapulent, feculent ■■■■.

That seems to sum it up. I’m not sure you left anything out there.