Round 1 2018 Non Essendon games - Offical Chicken Nuggets Thread

Fkg hipster kicks his team out of the match.

■■■■ sake Melbourne, it was on a platter.

They dominated an entire half and still lost. LOL

Melbourne supporters going off here. Bit of a brawl on the ground floor!

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Gawn you ■■■■■■■ pelican

distressing scenes of torn picnic rugs and tweed jackets

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Will they microwave their MCC membership cards?

so many soiled duelling gloves. It’s a disgrace.

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Cheese platters thrown everywhere.

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THE GOOD STUFF

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won’t someone think of the children in boarding school

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Is that the first player you have called a pelican at the start of the premiership season?

Top 4 team apparently.

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That last 5 or so minutes from Melbourne was insipid. Oliver you can kind of excuse, probably didn’t think it went 10metres, but Petracca and Gawn both looked like they didn’t want to take the shot

And geelong were giving them every possible opportunity. I’d be absolutely ■■■■■■■ ropeable if that had been us. We definitely have three tall players capable of replicating that Gawn shot.

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How the ■■■■ could you barrack for Melbourne.

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From an MCC bar.

Apart from the free against Ratugalea, which is the AFL’s stupid fault, and the Garlett push, I thought the umpiring was pretty good.

They didn’t pay stages and didn’t give frees to guys who weren’t going for the ball.

Kelly will be a player. The other debutants all seemed to fade out.

Fair first game back for Ablett…39 touches

I think I saw one about 2 mins after the opening bounce on Thursday night.

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