This is always the worst game of the year because they both can’t lose!
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May i recommend an airfryer and home fried nuggs… Works a treat.
Get your own damn material
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Anyone: ■■■■■■■ hell Bruce McAvaney needs to retire, he’s seriously atrocious, he’s now going on about…
BSD: Look, it’s simple, I’ll repeat it once more. First you hit the mute button on your tv. There’s this app which allows you to listen to ABC commentary without the 8 second delay…
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Can i still use:
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Podgey Hodgey
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Lazarrrrnge
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Need more ellipsis.
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Im smashing nuggs and beers tonight.
Zero ■■■■■ its Richmond and FC. Football is well bloody distraction.
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The LIZARD!
I’ll Lizard you in a minute
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He’s the prototype of the post COVID-19 era player. Shoulders are optional.
Compare the two full foward lines. OH BABY. Carlton gonna get smashed!
Are FC gonna do their usual kick the first three unanswered goals of the game and look electric in the opening 5-10 minutes of the season? Their meathead fans (at home) probably getting all up n about for a bit, leading at quarter time. Possibly even audaciously holding onto a narrow lead at half time before being completely overrun the way Richmond do. FC completely outclassed by 63 points. I’d love to see their fans visibly digesting it yet if we hear a commentator already bringing out the “questions will be asked during the week at [insert whatever sponsors name it is now] Park”, as a dejected group walk off and a coach beginning to look as if he’s out of ideas, it will be worth all their meatheads not being there.
That’s a tarp to make port Adelaide proud
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I predict footy is gonna be a bit borin to watch. The G will look weird that empty. I mean about as weird as North vs Brisbane on a sunday arvo I guess… For every match.