Round 3: Essendon vs FARK Carlton build up

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Give us the fkn 10 goal win we deserved this week.

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They can’t even do banners right.

WTF?

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I know!!

It’s as if this bloke thinks Carlton fans could actually interpret something that nuanced.

NO, ■■■■ them. ■■■■ those ■■■■■ and the whores that produced them. They are pure vile scum and I hope we beat them forever and ever no matter how ■■■■ they are. I hate their club, their players, the players parents, I hope the ■■■■■■■ princes park burns down with all inside and I hope they had time to dig up that crooked ■■■■ Pratt and throw his rotten corpse into the fire.

I hate these ■■■■■ so much I can’t even go to a game with them involved because I’m worried I might hurt myself.

I don’t care if we go scoreless against the crows the following week, as long as we beat these ■■■■■ that’s all that matters

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Thread is gold already

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Part of me is thinking:

While the other part is thinking:

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Post of the year

Have they actually seen that movie?

Um…yeah, the Dees did have a day off like Bueller.
They did whatever the hell they wanted.

So friggin’ stupid…

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Caaarlton would win that game 9 times out of 10, Walls again.

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Dean Rice getting utterly dicked by a sos kick in allowing Lucas to kick the winner is up there of course

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The 2012 “premiership favorite” game is one of my all time fave ■■■■ Carlton games. Spent the whole game trolling their fans.

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The Melbourne post Game Banner …

The Fk Carlton banner guy really does stink

We had a day OUT, & your HoverCrafts SINK!

(Fukwit !!.)

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http://www.talkingcarlton.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=35726

Enjoy

Only small at this stage but delivers!

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Ferris had possibly the best day ever had.

I would prefer a hovercraft over a yacht… but I’d rather be ferris.

What will mothers think?!!?!??!

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You should be

Fair… reasonable