Season 2018 - Hawthorn


#461

Tequila for me. Too old for that stuff now


#462

What I’m hearing is that to cut down on alcohol you should employ the ‘Dad caught you smoking’ method to every type of liquor until there are none left.


#463

all the sambucas


#464

What’s the one with pineapple? Illusions?

Starting to heave just thinking about it.


#465

See, even though you dorks got all sensitive over Hawthorn not selecting I Mosquito, we can come together over bad alcohol memories.


#466

Tequilla for me as well, the smell of that dunno if i could stomach it anymore.

Back in the day at one of the clubs, they would play a tequilla song and during that song tequillas shots were only $2 and my mate would always load us up hence I probably had too many…


#467

I still can’t drink wine. Bottle-skulling competition memories from my youth… aaarrghhhhh
And don’t get me started on that farking awful alcoholic aftershave, Southern Comfort…


#468

Don Eladio probably feels the same…


#469

Tequila is interesting. It can definitely get you drunk, but sans a proper hangover.


#470

I reckon when @Bomb_Doe gets going, he’d get you out of your comfort zone, but in a good way.


#471

(a) pretty sure you were the only one who seemed to have some issue with the Hawks not selecting Mosquito. Everyone else just wanted to celebrate us getting him
(b) who uses the word “dork” these days? Is this some backwards WA/Sausage thing?


#472

a) I was seeking answers, you dorks started getting all huffety-puffety.
b) I use it when contextually appropriate. Which is often with you dorks.


#473

Heathens.

Southern Comfort, ginger ale and fresh lime with lots of ice. Fantastic, particularly on a hot day.


#474

No you weren’t


#475

And the winner is…


#476

Certainly not you, you lost, now have the grace to walk away.


#477

@IceTemple!


#478

Who is everyones tip for Hawthorns captain.

Im thinking it will go to Isaac Smith.

But would like to see Mitchell © and O’Meara V©
other candidates - Sicily and Gunston.

I guess if they gave it to Sicily he would have to stop being a rat bag and getting suspended.


#479

I’m hoping for Sicily …because it would be a joke.
But I reckon Smith will get it, and he has a good head on his shoulders.


#480

I’m struggling to think of something I care. less about.