Season 2018 - Melbourne

Chaos ball.
War chest.
Just two of many stupid made up football things for 2018.

Competing with these from many gems in the past:

West Coast Web
Marks ball at its highest point
Spinning Magnets
Needs to make more of an effort to disguise it
Umpires putting the whistle away

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Thanks, so three yrs later they were premiers

Selling candy pis$es me off.
Sell the dummy BT, you spat it out at Richmond.

Hand candy is the one that I can’t stand.

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Mega-double-losers.

Pity I don’t know anyone who barracks for them.

Any toffs here who can pass on my regards?

Off a step… squeezes it…

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My next door neighbours…plus my best mate. And quite a few I worked with, although one won’t know they lost till he gets to work tomorrow.

Next door are definitely not toffs…nor is my idiot brother-in-law…there’s another.

" he massages it thru "

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down “that” line

Melbourne’s achilles heel all year was forward 50 efficiency - They lost games in which they had 15 to 30 more inside 50s - It would always bite them once in the finals.

“just inside the right post, Lingy…”

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That’s NOT what cost them in the Prelim !

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Cam Pederson retired.
Good news for us as it’s one less spud that will play his annual blinder against us.

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Matt Taberner is still around…

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Lord Taberner

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Would be informative to all those who admonished the club for not drafting Oliver.
Brayshaw 3rd in the Brownlow. Oliver some way back…

Oliver. Wins the ball a lot, but handballs it to oblivion.

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Can’t kick over a jam tin. I think he is heavily overrated. It’s not like we had a choice to make in terms of Oliver v Parish so it’s a moot point for me. Suffice to say after 3 years Oliver has been better, but the back end of 2018 fills me with a great deal of optimism that Darc will really flourish.