Season 2019 - Fark Carlton

Am I supposed to know what a Liam Stocker is?

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Although technically, didn’t he get in after the first batch of spoons and then retire before the next batch?

It’s a device that ensures that there’s always enough Liams on the shelves at woollies.

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The dude that wrote Dracula?

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Nah that’s his cousin Dram Stocker, he also works in the BWS section at Woolies.

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Liam is ‘mail’ spelled backwards. Maybe a clerk at the Dead Letter Office?

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Or , seeing as its backwards, someone who gives you a tip after the race.

When facebook reminds you of a post you made 10yrs ago and it’s just as relevant today.

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Something good has happened to Fark Carlton and I don’t like it.

P.s. They did us a favour today.

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No it hasn’t, they are still trash.
They will finish bottom two again next year.
Hilarious that their fans think they have turned the corner

I hope you’re right. They did what we couldn’t do and under a lot of pressure too.

Wait, what? We did the something similar last Thursday night, no? Plenty of pressure evident.

I meant against Freo.

We beat Freo once and haven’t played them in Perth yet. So what couldn’t we do?

I didn’t feel good barracking for them last night. Felt dirty. Shameful. Let’s never speak of this again.

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I just hope that it dampens the Carlton win for them knowing that they helped out Essendon.

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Better side without Cripps

Trade him…to Essendon for a 3rd round pick and Ricky Dyson

Breaking all sorts of experts expectations.
The other Curnow wins 16 clearances, Fyfe 6.

Sure Fyfe is good, but that’s indicative of how he is not necessarily the dominant inside mid people think he is.

Harsh on Ricky.

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