Just win a fkg final. For the love of God. Give us some success
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That legitimately should be our slogan instead of the other lame ones marketing come up with
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âEssendon: This year weâre not gonna make WOB drive all that farking way for nothing FFS FFSâ
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Back to flying this year. The drive was awesome though, would do again
Just like to get in first 
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That guy hasnât logged in for over two years!
Dunno why everybody keeps mentioning him.
EDIT: hey, Iâm a mod! Uses power to burn said account from the face of the earth.
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Big year for Mitch! 
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Itâs either going to be a hugely disappointing season for us or itâll just click and we will go deep into Septemeber.
Weâve lacked any form of identity for years now and havnât been tactically sound in this time.
If we can form a âsystemâ like pies, tigers etc. did have in 2018 then we have the talent to take us there.
However I just have doubts over Woosha being able to form the game plan required for success in the modern day. If it were the 90s where talent was nearly everything then weâd be top 4 certainties.
Ladder:
Richmond 21
Melbourne 19
Adelaide 19
West Coast 18
Collingwood 15
Geelong 13
Essendon 13
Giants 12
Port 12
Hawthorn 10
Sydney 10
Brisbane 9
Fremantle 9
Bulldogs 6
North 5
St Kilda 5
Gold Coast 2
Carlton 0
Premiers: Richmond
Runners-up: Melbourne
Spoon: Fark Carlton
Brownlow: Cogniglio
Coleman: Ben Brown
Shocks: Geelong ask for home final against
Essendon and Gil gives it to them - see below for punchability. Thousands of Essendon fans unable to source tickets to GMHBA stadium.
Gil Punchability: Unprecedented - he actually gets punched by @westozziebomber who has driven across the Nullabour only to locked out of our first finals win in years!
Essendon finish: 1st PF against the Tigers 
- but at least @westozziebomber witnesses last minute win against Crows in Adelaide in 2nd SF as Raz soccers one through with less than a minute on the clock
Crichton: Shiel - the tradition continues
Shocks: 4 AAâs - Francis, Shiel, McGrath & Stringer
Improver: Ridley
Leading Goalkicker: Stringer
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I canât predict these things but I have one exception, Gilâs punchability
Gil Punchability: Catastrophic
I find the ladder to difficult to predict. However I think we will finish 7th and just lose a Elim to a better side.
The new rules significantly advantage teams that have dominant Rucks & high quality deep midfields. A superior Ruck & midfield with very good clearance & contested ball winners will have a significant edge over there opponents.
Melb with Gawn & itâs plithora of gun contested mids like Oliver, Jones, Bradshaw, Vandenbeeg etc and Collingwood with Grundy in the Ruck and Beams, Sidebottom, De Goey, Treloar and Pendlebury are going to really kick â â â â .
Adelaide & WC are also going to do very well. But donât have the same Ruck quality the two have.
I donât know how the Tigers will go. Maybe Lynch wonât actually help them that much under the new rules for 2019. They will still be very good. However perhaps not top two. But I expect in 2020 they may be the team to beat again.
Finding it hard to split the Pies & Melb.
I donât want the Pies to win another one so selected the Dees. That Pies list though is awesome it bats very deeply in the middle and has a cracking fwd line.
Scary to think that it has added Beams.
The blues will be better than expected, Cripps minced us and will do the same to many other teams. A fast ball out of the centre for them with Gov & Curnow marking will see them win more games than without the 6x6x6 rules
Premiers: Melb
Runners-up: Collingwood
Spoon: GC
Brownlow: Patrick Cripps
Coleman: Ben Brown
Essendon finish: Elim finals
Crichton: Merrett & Francis draw
Improver: Francis & Mckernan
Leading goal kicker:
smack
Not entire shock of the year:
Parish plays his last game for the EFC mid season.
1-Richmond
2- Melbourne
3- eagles
4-Pies
5- Essendon
6-gws
7- Sydney
8-Adelaide
Premiers- Richmond
Runners up- Melbourne
Spoon- Gold Coast
Brownlow- Martin
Coleman- Lynch
Essendon- beat an interstate team in the first week of finals at the mcg, blitz meltdown down with happiness. The next week we get smashed and knocked out in the semis and blitz melts down with anger and vitriol
Crichton- Shiel
Leading goalkicker- Raz
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Richmond
Collingwood
Essendon
West Coast
Melbourne
Adelaide
GWS
North Melbourne
Geelong
Sydney
Hawthorn
Brisbane
Fremantle
Port Adelaide
Western Bulldogs
Carlton
St Kilda
Gold Coast
Premiers: Essendon (clapper)
Runner-up: Richmond
Spoon: Gold Coast
Brownlow: Coniglio
Coleman: Ben Brown
Norm Smith: Fantasia
Gil Punchability: low
Essendon finish: 3rd / Premier
Crichton: Fantasia
Shock: Pick up Cyril Rioli in mid season draft
Improver: Myers lol
Leading Goalkicker: MCKERNAN / Fantasia Tied
Finals Series week 1
Richmond V West Coast - WCE WIn 18pts
Collingwood v Essendon - Pies win 3 pts (99,598 crowd)
Melb def North 50 points
Adelaide Def GWS 12 points
week 2
Richmond Def Adelaide 5 points (70,562)
Essendon Def Melbourne 11 points (93,582 crowd)
week 3
Richmond Def Collingwood 1 point (94,582crowd)
EFC def West Coast 17 points (59,785 crowd)
week 4
Efc Def Richmond 28 points (97,400 crowd)
EFC Break highest fans record for finals series for team
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If we win either ANZAC day or the Dreamtime game, we will make the final 8.
If we win both, we will make the top 4.
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Collingwood
Richmond
Melbourne
GWS
Essendon
West Coast
Adelaide
Geelong
Hawthorn
Port Adelaide
Brisbane
Sydney
North Melbourne
Carlton
Fremantle
Bulldogs
Gold Coast
St Kilda
Premiers: Collingwood
Runners-up: Richmond
Spoon: St. Kilda
Brownlow: Tied between Elliot Yeo and Angus Brayshaw
Coleman: Josh Kennedy
Shocks: Ross Lyon sacked by Freo & Richardson sacked by Saints. Franklin fails to kick 30 goals for the Swans.
Essendon finish: Semi Final (beating the Cats first week, losing to the Dees week 2)
Crichton: Shiel
Shocks: Stewart to kick 30 goals for EFC
Improver: Laverde
Leading Goalkicker: Stringer
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Season Ladder
Melbourne
Richmond
Adelaide Crows
West Coast Eagles
Essendon
GWS Giants
Collingwood
Geelong Cats
Sydney Swans
Port Adelaide
North Melbourne
Brisbane Lions
Fremantle
Hawthorn
Western Bulldogs
Carlton
St Kilda
Gold Coast Suns
Premiers: Richmond
Runners-up: Melbourne
Spoon: Gold Coast
Brownlow: Elliott Yeo
Coleman: Ben Brown
Shocks: We beat Carlton
Gil Punchability: As high as ever.
Essendon finish: Semi Final
Crichton: Shiel
Improver: McGrath (really develops in his midfield role)
Leading Goalkicker: Fantasia
Whaaaaaaaaaaatt
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SMJ donât worry Houli_Dooli was looking at the chart upside down.
Gilâs punch ability is active volcanic.
Me either but for this:
Gil, AFL, Caro, Purple and a huge conga line of suckholes (thanks Mark): A Jack Reacher special for each of them.
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Anyone started/restarted the tipping comp yet? @Soulnet do you usually do it? Iâm willing to do it if need be.