Suck ■■■■ carlton
Bumped this quote, because it’s awesome in its simplicity.
Haha. They are going to suck for a while yet.
Haven’t won a game in the first 2 rounds since 2012
9 straight years of 0-2
Woke up this morning and remembered, all the summer bleating, puffed chests, wearing their polos and kit over the hotter months, quietly cocky, revelling in poaching from rivals, this is the year, this is the farkin yeah bois!
NUP!
It aint the year.
Then I thought, Fark Carlton!
Great morning.
Channel 7 saying that Cripps is playing with groin and back awareness that’s affecting his performance.
Also said that there was a “ruthless” review on their performance so far.
Playing injured players? They really are Essington Mk 2.
Lets hope Truck did the same
“Look Saady, your offensive work is great, but we’re gonna need ya to lock down more on your opponent ok?”
He’s aware that he’s got a groin and a back? What is this latest wankspeak?
And upset people? You gotta be joking.
Goes to show just how thin their midfield truly is. It’s Cripps & Walsh with a whole lot of part players like Setterfield, Dow & Newnes. Murphy can’t go anymore, whilst Williams & Martin are not full time mids.
FarkCarlton
they probably just asked him to defend
Carlton urged to change theme song as tune’s racist origins surface
April 10th, 2021 4:06 pm
An indigenous activist is campaigning for Carlton to change its theme song because it is set to the tune of “one of the most racist songs of all time”.
Dr Stephen Hagan, who led a successful push to rename ■■■■ cheese, is calling on the Blues to change its theme song, which is set to the tune of Lily of Laguna , a song in which the original lyrics centre on a black man pining after a Native American woman and a song frequently performed in black face.
Speaking to News Corp , Hagan said he was “absolutely shocked” when reportedly told by the club several of its indigenous players, both past and present, backed the club’s stance that its own lyrics “effectively removed the original song’s racist connotations”.
“I’m absolutely shocked they would defend the racist theme song music rather than fight against the clearly racist origins of the melody,” Dr Hagan said.
“It doesn’t make the song any less racist that a couple of Aboriginal players who are very loyal to the club defend it.”
On the song itself, Dr Hagan said Lily of Laguna , “Is one of the most racist of all time with the opening verse including the n-word and ‘■■■■’ and Carlton has adopted that music and propelled it into notoriety.”
“ Lily of Laguna is said to be one of the greats ■■■■ songs ever.”
Asked whether the song needed to be changed given the majority of footy fans and players would recognise the 1989 tune, he said, “How do you think Jewish people would feel if Collingwood’s song was based on propaganda music from the Hitler Youth?”
Dr Hagan stressed that he wasn’t campaigning for the club to change its lyrics, but rather commission a new song to base it on.
Responding to News Corp , a Carlton spokesperson said, “The Lily of Laguna lyrics are of no relevance to the lyrics that were penned in good faith for the club.“
Late out u think
the old ‘im offended on behalf of people who arent offended about something’ syndrome
It’s de same old tale of a palpatatin’ niggar
Ev’ry time, ev’ry time
It’s de same old trouble of a ■■■■
Dat wants to be married very soon
It’s de same old heart dat is longing for it’s lady
Ev’ry time, yes, ev’ry time
But not de same gal, not de same gal
She is ma Lily, ma Lily, ma Lily gal
She goes ev’ry sundown, yes, ev’ry sundown
Callin’ in de cattle up de mountain
I go ‘kase she wants me, yes, ‘kase she wants me
Help her do de callin’ and de countin’
She plays her music
To call de lone lambs dat roam above
But I’m de black sheep and I’m waitin’
For de signal of ma little lady love.
She’s my lady love
She is my dove, my baby love
She’s no gal for sitting down to dream
She’s the only queen Laguna knows
I know she likes me
I know she likes me, becase she says so
She is ma Lily of Laguna
She is ma Lily and ma rose
When I first met Lil it was down at old Laguna
At de dance, de oder night
So she says: “Say, ah’m curious for to know
When ye leave here de way yer goin’ to go
'Kase a wants to see who de lady is dat claims ye
All way home, way home tonight”
I says, “I’ve no gal, never had one”
And den ma Lily, ma Lily, ma Lily gal
She says, "Kern’t believe ye, ah kern’t believe ye
Else I’d like to have ye shaperoon me
Dad says he’ll escorcht me, says he’ll escorcht me
But it’s mighty easy for to lose him
Since then each sundown
I wander down here and roam around
Until I know ma little lady wants me
Till I hear de music ob de signal sound
She’s my lady love
She is my dove, my baby love
She’s no gal for sitting down to dream
She’s the only queen Laguna knows
I know she likes me
I know she likes me, becase she says so
She is ma Lily of Laguna
She is ma Lily and ma rose
She is ma Lily of Laguna
She is ma Lily and ma rose