Season 2023 predictions

My predication for our season…

After 4 rounds we should be 4-0…

We will be 1-3 at best.
Our first half of the season will be complete rubbish.
The fan base will accept we are rubbish and embrace getting a high pick to get a true star talent like a Harley Reid.
We’ll then win some meaningless games towards the end of the season that take us out of contention for the genuine blue chip prospects and the cycle will keep repeating.

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Premier: Brisbane
Runner up: Geelong

Brownlow: Neale (Merrett runner up)
Coleman: Joe Dan (Lynch runner up)
Rising Star: Ashcroft (Davey runner up)

Wooden Spoon: Hawthorn
Crichton: Merrett (Martin runner up)

Big Riser: Richmond (top 4)
Big Slider: Fremantle

Essendon finish: 12th

coach of the year: Fagan - puts Hawks scandal behind him.

draft harley reid

They win,they win cant exactly stop them unless the club tanks which i hope we dont.

That seagulling bin juice Ginnivan will kick the winning goal on ANZAC day and I’ll have to move out.

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we’ll finish above north and hawthorn. 16th for mine

I’m guessing a little higher, I think things will click a little as the season progresses and we’ll end up winning 7 or 8 games.

Premiers: Melbourne
Runner Up: Brisbane
McClelland Trophy (1st): Brisbane (18-4)
Wooden Spoon: North Melbourne (4-18)

Brownlow: Christian Petracca (27 votes)
Coleman: Tom Lynch (65 goals)
Rising Star: Will Ashcroft

Riser: Port Adelaide (11th in 2022) to 4th
Slider: Geelong (1st in 2022) to 7th

Essendon: 13th (8 wins, 14 losses - 85%)
Crichton Medallist: Mason Redman
EFC First Month: Hawthorn (L), Gold Coast (W), St Kilda (L), GWS (L)

Coach Of The Year: Who really cares? But should be the flag coach… so Simon Goodwin.

16-18. Can’t see how we consistently kick winning scores and our defence sucks so I think it will be a very long year with a few assy wins as always. North and Hawks are the only 2 teams that I can see being worse. Maybe.

Edit: forgot about West Coast and GWS. We’ll still be bottom 4 I think.

Premier: Melbourne
Runner up: Brisbane

Brownlow: Petracca
Coleman: McKay
Rising Star: Ashcroft

Wooden Spoon: North
Crichton: Merrett

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Oliver was taken by Melbourne just before we took Parish.

took 3 days, but it never fails

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They will start winning games when they can’t make the eight.

We are the most dangerous team in the league to play when we mathematically can’t make finals but haven’t checked out yet

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We’re the junktime kings. We’ll pull a few fluky wins out of our ■■■■■ against some decent sides when we’re 2-9, convince everyone we’ve turned the corner and that next year we’re serious, only to ■■■■ the bed with some absolutely insipid performances late on to prove nothing has changed at all. Rinse and ■■■■■■■ repeat

Hobbs will be our second best midfielder by seasons end, only behind Zach.

2MP will struggle to kick 30 goals.

Especially with the way we kick the ball to our forward line.

I Parish leaves as a free agent to Geelong it will end the we should have got Oliver brigade.

If Voss runs in off the square and collect McKenzie on Debut, all the pundits saying we need to be nastier would be complaining.

Robbo, just after click bait.

Not all pundits :wink: