Season 2026 - Hawthorn

Hahahaha…

Wouldn’t usually take pleasure in a player injury… but you know… the club / the player…

If you compared this list of 8 players to every other lists best 8 players I’m not sure it would be in the top half.

I mean…they finished eighth, so…not sure that’s an extremely bold claim.
Sydney were the top team of the bottom half.
Go nuts.

Edit: also, probably not their top players, just good ones that came to mind.

Flynn Perez from Sturt training with them and sounds like he might get a spot on their list

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He’s using Craiyon to make funny images of Zach Merrett at Hawthorn, isn’t he?

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No. He’s doing a lot with cucumbers.

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Pregame speeches will now feature a spiel about white genocide in South Africa

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Is he that devoid of a personality that he needs help starting a conversation? Way to know your players

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We can laugh all we want, but seems crazy in this day and age you wouldn’t use whatever advantage technology can give you.

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But he’s the best coach ever lols

He should ask AI is Sam Mitchel a flog

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Insanely footy smart that he needs AI :joy:

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I’m starting to think ChatGPT reads the forum:

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Beat one top team for no reason at all?

When is the last time Essendon even managed that? Maybe 2022 vs Sydney and Brisbane.
We don’t do that now, though. We get slaughtered by top teams.

Now the rest of the comp will copy him and do the same

I prefer Grok :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Back in the day of Knights coaching? Peter or Matthew?

Pretty big asterisk on the Brisbane game. Their side was pretty weak due to a group of players getting COVID.

I’d swap Brad Scott for Sam Mitchell in a heartbeat to coach us.

Don’t care that he’s a flog.

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