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Serena Williams.

I am the resident anti serena williams here, but I'll let u pass Doza :P

 

 

I don't even like tennis. B)

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I still want to know why Tezza the king did a ■■■■ in the cupboard

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I was just discussing some work stuff with a colleague...
 
As I was not expecting him to come and talk to me, I had quietly "passed wind" just prior to the conversation.
 
I smelt it before he did, as is to be expected...but seeing the expression slowly change as the cloud migrated was...interesting. 
 
The conversation finished and he walked away, I walked away and nothing further was said...


Dropped one in a line at Subway the other day that provoked an interesting reaction
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Serena Williams.

I'm not even ashamed. I'd go there.

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Serena Williams.

I'm not even ashamed. I'd go there.

 

 

I'd feel less gay if I slept with Julian Clary.

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Seriously, she's on so many roids you'd probably come out very battered afterwards. Even Sam Stosur kept her distance that time :p

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mrs t

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This should've been where bltn ousted his salami story.

Pressing imaginary Dislike Button !

So were you casalingo? sopressata? sopressa? felino? hungarian white?

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This should've been where bltn ousted his salami story.

Pressing imaginary Dislike Button !

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Water closet?

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Was this the thread where the guy took a sh*t in the cupboard?

At school, in a cupboard I believe.

Never told us why.

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Was this the thread where the guy took a sh*t in the cupboard?

At school, in a cupboard I believe.

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This should’ve been where bltn ousted his salami story.

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Was this the thread where the guy took a sh*t in the cupboard?

Tezza?

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Was this the thread where the guy took a sh*t in the cupboard?

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I vowed never to watch it. In fact, I’m in here because Mrs diggers is watching it right now.

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I watched Sound of music for the very first time this week.

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I really like Adele

You are a sick man.

Either that or you an evil granny, and you have poor bonzo tied up in your crochet infested basement.

Half of that statement is correct…now which half?

Hmmm …
Now, drawing on probably close to 15 years of interacting with you, I feel reasonably confident in settling for option A.

■■■■, I just realised this Blitz relationship has been more stable than all my marriages combined.

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I’ve got a terrible crush on the lady below…

Feel like a huge burden has been lifted !

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Eating condensed milk straight out of the tin.


I eat frozen peas straight out of the packet. 

Get you iron tested