Secret shame

I only have two jokes and they are both very poor taste.

Please pm me

I only have two jokes and they are both very poor taste.

My best joke ain’t mine and its terrible.

Dad jokes are awesome. Its a right of passage.

My favorite is pointing at a cemetary and explaining that the people that live across the road from it are not allowed to be buried there.
Why?
Because they are not dead yet…duh!

I am a vocal opponent of all things reality TV.................I can't turn away from that chinese dating show on SBS "If you are the one".....

don’t judge me.

Haha. It’s actually cringeworthy edge of your seat train wreck must see tv. Some genuine creepy dudes in there.


It’s the most brutal show on tv. I’ve seen blokes cop a 20 out of 20 rejection before they’ve even got to the self promotion videos.
Dad jokes are awesome. Its a right of passage.

My favorite is pointing at a cemetary and explaining that the people that live across the road from it are not allowed to be buried there.
Why?
Because they are not dead yet…duh!

You forgot to add

‘It’s the dead centre of town’
‘People are just dying to get in there…’

Dad jokes are awesome. Its a right of passage.

My favorite is pointing at a cemetary and explaining that the people that live across the road from it are not allowed to be buried there.
Why?
Because they are not dead yet…duh!

I had an uncle who was way ahead of his time in recycling…on Dad jokes.

If you’re wearing glasses, you’ve made a spectacle of yourself.
If you pass a cemetery, people are dying to get in there.
If you cough, you get “TB or nor TB, that is congestion”

I am a vocal opponent of all things reality TV.................I can't turn away from that chinese dating show on SBS "If you are the one".....

don’t judge me.

I hate ‘reality’ TV with a passion.

I will watch The Block though.

Not being able to break 100 for 9 holes.

You must be abysmal

How is that even possible?
Most holes are less than 400 metres.
You can chip 50 metres with every shot and two-putt every hole and finish under that.

How is that even possible?

Mini golf is a tough game.

This stays in here but I’ve been watching Seven Year Switch.

I just got some sewing tips off my mum.
I want to learn how to sew.

I am a mid 40’s male.

I just got some sowing tips off my mum. I want to learn how to sow.

I am a mid 40’s male.

I’d have thought you wouldn’t sow at the start of winter. Are the seeds going to germinate at this time of year?

Oh crap, you got me buddy.
I hate mis-spelling words.

Will fix !

Oh crap, you got me buddy. I hate mis-spelling words.

Will fix !

Yeah, it’s spelt “female”

I just got some sewing tips off my mum. I want to learn how to sew.

I am a mid 40’s male.


Don’t be ashamed, it’s awesome!
I just got some sowing tips off my mum. I want to learn how to sow.

I am a mid 40’s male.

I’d have thought you wouldn’t sow at the start of winter. Are the seeds going to germinate at this time of year?

Are you calling him thimble

I just got some sowing tips off my mum. I want to learn how to sow.

I am a mid 40’s male.

I’d have thought you wouldn’t sow at the start of winter. Are the seeds going to germinate at this time of year?

Are you calling him thimble

No…but I thought I stitched him up, needles to say.

Watching the occasional shopping show. There’s the occasional one run from Sheepshaggerville with a sheila called Karen Teague. Her eccent is so thck, partcularly when coming from the frdge.

I’m picturing her and the merino ram lying back with the post-coital cigarette.

Easy enough on the eye, but shocking on the old Port Melbourne pier.