Serious text message fail

	 

	 

	The town where a text message can kill
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<div>Shagufta Kausar and Shafqat Emmanuel are accused of sending a priest a text containing blasphemous content. Picture: The couple‘s legal team/World Vision In Progress Foundation</div>

	Apr 07, 2014 4:44PM<div>

IT IS a town with a history of violence against Christians and now even the SMS messages residents send can get them killed.

A court in Gojra, eastern Pakistan, has sentenced a Christian couple to death for sending a text message deemed insulting to the Prophet Mohammed., AFP reports.

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On July 21 last year a priest at a local mosque accused Shafqat Emmanuel and Shagufta Kausar of sending him a text containing blasphemous content.

The impoverished couple, who have three children, denied the charges saying they had lost the mobile phone in question some time before the text was sent.

The majority Muslim town has a history of violence against Christians.

In 2009 a mob attacked a Christian neighbourhood in Gojra burning 77 houses and killing at least eight people, including children, after rumours that a Koran had been desecrated.

Pakistan itself has extremely strict laws against defaming Islam. Human rights campaigners say the laws often used to settle personal disputes.

The couple‘s defence lawyer said the family suspected their rivals of implicated them into blasphemy case to settle personal scores.

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In late March Pakistani man Sawan Masih was convicted for insulting the Prophet Mohammed during a conversation with a Muslim friend in the Joseph Colony neighbourhood of Lahore last year.

He has since appealed against his conviction, saying the charges were trumped up to speed the eviction of minority Christians from their land.

After the allegations emerged more than 3000 people rampaged through Joseph Colony, torching some 100 Christian homes.

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A recent report from a US government advisory panel said Pakistan used blasphemy laws more than any other country in the world, listing 14 people on death row and 19 others serving life sentences for insulting Islam.

The country has had a de facto moratorium on civilian hangings since 2008. Only one person has been executed since then, a soldier convicted by court martial.

 

http://news.optuszoo.com.au/2014/04/07/the-town-where-a-text-message-can-kill/

 

I sent a message to the guy I work with instead of my Mrs not long back asking him what was for dinner.

 

Similar story to this I spose.

Oops.

How pathetic you gotta be to wanna kill someone for "insulting" your religion… especially in an SMS...

 

I sent a message to the guy I work with instead of my Mrs not long back asking him what was for dinner.

 

Similar story to this I spose.

Friday night I sent a drunk SMS to a chick I talk to on the train. Til just now I've been too scared to see what I sent… Let's see… Yeah, not my finest work :(

Gee that Mohammed bloke must have been a sensitive soul.

'don’t talk sh*t about me, ■■■■■■■. ’

Seriously, if you kill somebody because they insult some dude that lived 1500 years ago… You are just a farkin moron.

How pathetic you gotta be to wanna kill someone for "insulting" your religion… especially in an SMS...


I sent a message to the guy I work with instead of my Mrs not long back asking him what was for dinner.
Similar story to this I spose.

Friday night I sent a drunk SMS to a chick I talk to on the train. Til just now I've been too scared to see what I sent… Let's see… Yeah, not my finest work :(

Really? Drunk text, girl from train... How did that possibly go wrong?

Gee that Mohammed bloke must have been a sensitive soul.
'don't talk sh*t about me, *******. '
Seriously, if you kill somebody because they insult some dude that lived 1500 years ago... You are just a farkin moron.

Reminds me of that South Park episode...

I've killed for less.

 

How pathetic you gotta be to wanna kill someone for "insulting" your religion… especially in an SMS...

I sent a message to the guy I work with instead of my Mrs not long back asking him what was for dinner.
Similar story to this I spose.

Friday night I sent a drunk SMS to a chick I talk to on the train. Til just now I've been too scared to see what I sent… Let's see… Yeah, not my finest work :(

Really? Drunk text, girl from train... How did that possibly go wrong?

 

You text your missus what's for dinner? You're not longed for this world!

You text your missus what's for dinner? You're not longed for this world!


Yeah you don't ask. You tell her what's for dinner.

It would make a awesome party gag though

 

"Hey Pete, can I borrow your phone for a minute?"

 

"yeah sure "

 

 

"This should be fun, what could possibly go wrong "

How pathetic you gotta be to wanna kill someone for "insulting" your religion… especially in an SMS...

I sent a message to the guy I work with instead of my Mrs not long back asking him what was for dinner.
Similar story to this I spose.

Friday night I sent a drunk SMS to a chick I talk to on the train. Til just now I've been too scared to see what I sent… Let's see… Yeah, not my finest work :(

Really? Drunk text, girl from train... How did that possibly go wrong?
You text your missus what's for dinner? You're not longed for this world!

She loves cooking, so every night is a massive adventure.

Every religious person reading this is thinking: "our religion totally wouldn't do this"

Damn autocorrect

 

You text your missus what's for dinner? You're not longed for this world!


Yeah you don't ask. You tell her what's for dinner.

 

And what time it will be on the table.

 

(let me know how that works out for you.)

YOLO

How pathetic you gotta be to wanna kill someone for "insulting" your religion… especially in an SMS...

I sent a message to the guy I work with instead of my Mrs not long back asking him what was for dinner.
Similar story to this I spose.

Friday night I sent a drunk SMS to a chick I talk to on the train. Til just now I've been too scared to see what I sent… Let's see… Yeah, not my finest work :(

Really? Drunk text, girl from train... How did that possibly go wrong?
She's given me a bit of **** about it. Still, any attention is good attention.

 

 

How pathetic you gotta be to wanna kill someone for "insulting" your religion… especially in an SMS...

I sent a message to the guy I work with instead of my Mrs not long back asking him what was for dinner.
Similar story to this I spose.

Friday night I sent a drunk SMS to a chick I talk to on the train. Til just now I've been too scared to see what I sent… Let's see… Yeah, not my finest work :(

 


Really? Drunk text, girl from train... How did that possibly go wrong?

 

She's given me a bit of **** about it. Still, any attention is good attention.

 

Really????    Did you not read the OP?

On my bucks night  my 'mates' confiscated my phone and unbeknownst to me texted "wanna fark" to everyone in my address book up to about the letter 'k'.

How pathetic you gotta be to wanna kill someone for "insulting" your religion… especially in an SMS...

I sent a message to the guy I work with instead of my Mrs not long back asking him what was for dinner.
Similar story to this I spose.

Friday night I sent a drunk SMS to a chick I talk to on the train. Til just now I've been too scared to see what I sent… Let's see… Yeah, not my finest work :(

Really? Drunk text, girl from train... How did that possibly go wrong?
She's given me a bit of **** about it. Still, any attention is good attention.
Really????    Did you not read the OP?
Any attention from a pretty girl on the train is good attention?
Fair call... :(