NAB Cup: Essendon v Geelong, 2pm Saturday 5th March - Deakin Reserve Shepparton.
See following info pack to aid assimilation with local community.
“Without fail, rats tails prevail
You’re working for the government
You’re going to jail
Put your house on the market, it’s staying for sale
That’s not a house, thats just a tent with some nails
Rocking oven mitts, all your stuff is hot to touch
Even the back of the truck was off the back of the truck
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Even the matchbox cars are sitting on blocks
Woke up in the morn’, all your ■■■■ got pawned
No toys in the house, they all on the lawn
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Your kids got two names just to make one
Yeah, Jamary, Dalizabeth, get what you’re dealing with?
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Your little cousins got a bun in the oven
The baker who put it there is rockin’ a mullet
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20 feet hose minus 16 bongs means you can only water 'bout half of ya lawn”
All rights - ShepLife by Briggs (who writes for and appears on Black Comedy on ABCTV these days).
Note they actually want more money to sit in the white elephant stand at Pissy Park than (say) in the higher one smack on the wing in front of the coach boxes.