Simmo: hi Oliver, congrats on gettng picked again!
Oliver Florent: thanks mate, feel like I’m really securing my place in the 22
Simmo: quick favour to ask if you have 2min?
Oliver: what’s up?
Simmo: so I post on the Bomberblitz forums, and at the start of the season I started a thread where I’d share quirky stories about AFL players in the week where Essendon is playing them. I ran out of steam real quick though, and I’m stuck on something ahead of tonight’s game v you blokes. have you got a personal anecdote you’d be ok with me sharing?
Oliver: why does it have to be a personal anecdote?! all stories derive from the individual. do you propose that a metaphysical hierarchy is the adjunct to a tyrannical Jungian fallacy?
Simmo: oh you’re still into that quantam-astro-philosophy stuff huh
Oliver: what do you mean?
Simmo: you’re writing like what you imagine an intellectual person sounds like
Oliver: well, I don’t want to be conveniently boxed into an ideological group, so that depends on what you mean by intellectual.
Simmo: someone who is well read and educated but doesn’t know how to show it other than needlessly flexing their vocabulary. y’know, a flog
Oliver: right. well, the devil is in the detail. what scenario would instigate this? why have I sometimes sounded like, as you put it, a flog?
Simmo: perhaps you’re real insecure about it and feel the need to be overly verbose so the obfusication discoruages anyone from actually challenging you
Oliver: and what would they challenge me on
Simmo: oh I don’t fkng know
Oliver: that’s a philosophically abstract response. Do you mean to say that you don’t realise the potential of your own shadow?
Simmo: it’s a statement. Nothing more. i don’t know why i keep doing this to myself
Oliver: This reminds me of a vulgar joke, forgive me. A stupid fairy or something goes to a farmer, and asks what the farmer wants. He says he will give to farmer’s neighbour twice as much, farmer says take one of my eyes. So I am hoping that as I suffer here, that you are suffering more. But I will be the good Stalinist and at least show some suffering in turn, and so on.
Simmo: seen 1:47pm