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1. In which town do the Simpsons reside?
- Springfield
- Shelbyville
- Seinfeld
2. What is the name of the Simpsons' next door neighbor?
- Barney Gumble
- Ned Flanders
- Principal Skinner
3. Who founded the Simpsons' town?
- Jebadiah Springfield
- Zachariah Springfield
- Springfield Manhattan
4. How old is Bart?
5. What is the name of the clown on Channel 6?
6. What is the name of Lisa's jazz mentor?
- Billy Jazzman
- Blind Willy Witherspoon
- Bleeding Gums Murphy
7. Who is Mr Burns' assistant?
- Seymour Skinner
- Barnard Gumble
- Waylon Smithers
8. What is the name of the bar where Homer drinks?
- Moe's Tavern
- Joe's Cavern
- The Drink Hole
9. Which one of these is not a catchphrase Bart uses?
- Aye Carumba!
- Don't have a cow, man!
- Woohoo!
10. What did the Simpsons get for their first Christmas?
11. What does Bart do in the opening credits?
- Write on the blackboard
- Play a practical joke on Homer
- Drive Marge's car
12. What is the name of the minister at the First Church of Springfield?
- Ned Flanders
- Timothy Lovejoy
- Carl Carlson
13. Where does Marge hide the Christmas money?
- In her hair
- In the glove compartment of her car
- In the attic
14. Who runs the Kwik-E-Mart?
15. What nationality were the people who bought the power plant from Mr. Burns?
16. What is the name of Mr. Burns' teddy bear?
17. What did Homer buy Marge for her 34th birthday?
- A bowling ball
- A tackle box
- Panty hose
18. Who provided the voice for Poochie in the Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie show?
19. What is the name of the school bus driver?
20. What did Bart name his pet elephant?
21. What is Chief Wiggum's first name?
22.What is Marge's maiden name?
23. How long was Marge in prison for when she was caught shoplifting?
24. What did Homer smuggle on board the space shuttle?
- A bag of potato chips
- A tub of gummi beers
- A huge pretzel
25. Who teaches music at Springfield Elementary?
- Principal Skinner
- Mr. Largo
- Miss Hoover
26. Who did Barney replace in the Be Sharps?
- Skinner
- Chief Wiggum
- Moe Szyslak
27. Who are Lisa's favorite cartoon characters?
- Happy Little Elves
- The Smurfs
- The Teletubbies
28. What does Smithers collect?
- Star Wars memorabilia
- Malibu Stacey Dolls
- Romance comics
29. What is the name of Homer's brother?
- Hank Powell
- Herbert Powell
- Henry Powell
30. What is the name of Bart's favorite comic book action hero?
- Radiation Dude
- Radioactive Man
- Mezmorino
31. Who is his sidekick?
- Fallout Boy
- Biclops
- Radiation Dude
32. How long was Lisa banned from the Springfield History Museum?
- One week
- One month
- Three months
33. What is Sideshow Bob's middle name?
- Terwilliger
- Robert
- Underdunk
34. Which famous person does Marge love to paint?
- Paul McCartney
- Ringo Starr
- George Harrison
35. What is the name of the first Simpsons episode aired in the U.S.?
- Bart the Genius
- Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire
- Some Enchanted Evening
36. Who ran Bart over in his car?
37. Who sold a defective monorail system to Springfield?
- Lyle Lanley
- Lionel Hutz
- Jimmy the Scumbag
38. What insect stars on Channel Ocho?
39. What is the name of the realty firm Homer and Marge used to buy their house?
- Frozen Shrimp realty
- Stinking Fish realty
- Red Blazer realty
40. Who did Marge go to her high school prom with?
- Homer Simpson
- Waylon Smithers
- Artie Ziff
41. What was the name of Laura Powers' mother?
42. Who practices medicine without a license?
- Dr. Hibbert
- Dr. Nick
- Bart Simpson
43. Where did Homer get the idea for his new name, Max Power?
- From the nuclear reactor at work
- From a hairdryer
- From the Squishee machine at the Kwik-E-Mart
44. What was the name of Homer's secretary when he was promoted?
45. Who said ''So I says to Mabel, I says...''
46. Who stands in for Kent Brockman when he is ill?
- Scott Christian
- Arnie Pie
- Rainier Wolfcastle
47. Where are the Kwik-E-Mart headquarters located?
48. Who was Milhouse's first girlfirend?
- Samantha Stanky
- Sarah Stinky
- Laura Powers
49. What was the name of the country and western singer that Homer managed?
- Laura Lumplin
- Lurleen Lumpkin
- Lisa Lincoln
50. And where did she sleep after getting out of the Betty Ford Clinic?
- New Bedlam Mental Hospital
- In a ditch
- In a dingy hostel
51. Who invented the Flaming Moe?
- Moe Szyslak
- Moe St. Cool
- Homer Simpson
52. Who was the Plow King?
53. According to the Rock Bottom correction, who is a robot?
- Sasquatch
- Ted Koppel
- Conan O'Brian
54. What is the name of the guy at the comic book store?
- Raphael
- Jeff Albertson
- He has no name
55. Who created the cartoon character Itchy?
- Roger Meyers Jr.
- Roger Meyers Sr.
- Chester Lampwick
56. As well as NASA, who did Homer ring to get some tang?
- President Clinton
- Al Gore
- Flanders
57. What is Martin Prince's IQ?
58. What did Shelbyville drink in celebration for banishing the lemon tree?
- Carrot juice
- Turnip juice
- Onion juice
59. Who is Groundskeeper Willy's enemy?
60. For what did Homer get sent to a mental institution?
- Wearing a pink shirt
- Imitating Michael Jackson
- Wetting his pants
61. What was the happiest day of Ralph's life?
- When the doctor told him he didn't have worms any more.
- When he saw a leprechaun
- When he was rescued from the deep end of his sand pit
62. Who provided the voice for Homer in Bart's Internet cartoon, Angry Dad?
- Dan Akroyd
- Dan Castellaneta
- Matthew Perry
63. Who is Gabbo's puppeteer?
- Fabbo
- George Fairwell
- Arthur Crandell
64. What is the name of the cocktail waitress Ned married?
65. What were the names of the carnies who took over the Simpsons' home?
- Cooder and Spud
- Patches and Violet
- Cletus and Brandine
66. What was the name of Johnny Calhoun's spoken word album?
- This thing I believe
- I believe in things
- These things I believe
67. What did Nelson tell Bart was showing?
- His butt
- His epidermis
- His lamina
68. What statue do the town buy instead of Lincoln?
- Gerald Ford
- George Bush
- Jimmy Carter
69. What was the alternate banner wording for the weather balloon Bart defaced?
- Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner!
- Buttzilla
- I Am A Wiener
70. What did Lionel Hutz rename himself after babysitting Bart & Lisa?
- Miguel Sanchez
- Philip McNeille
- Daniel Cartright
71. Who replaced Otto in A Streetcar Named Desire?
- Ned Flanders
- Chief Wiggum
- Llewellyn Sinclair
72. What time does Bingo start at the church?
73. Where do Homer and Marge go to buy things for their dinner party?
- Stoner's Pot Palace
- Miscellaneous, etc.
- Dingo Junction
74. Who told viewers how the dogs talk on the beer commercial?
- Kent Brockman
- Cowboy Steve
- Dr. Marvin Monroe
75. What was the name of the Star Trek Movie that Bart, Lisa & Grampa watched?
- Star Trek X: A New Beginning
- Star Trek XI A Prequel To A New Beginning
- Star Trek XII: So Very Tired
76. What was in the room next to the candy convention?
- Star Wars Convention
- Candy-shaped Rat Poison Convention
- Sugar Convention
77. How many boys are named Corey in the magazines Lisa reads?
78. After Otto loses his job, where does he stay before living in the Simpsons' garage?
- In a dumpster
- In a Trash Co. Waste Disposal Unit
- In his lock-up
79. Who ran over Snowball I?
- Homer
- Dr. Hibbert
- Clovis Quimby
80. Who stayed up all night dying their underwear?
81. What was Hans Moleman's original character name?
- Hans Mellish
- Ralph Moleman
- Ralph Mellish
82. When Mrs. Krebappel put a personal ad in the paper, who was her first date?
- Grampa Simpson
- Jasper
- Hans Moleman
83. Who said: ''Such a nice day. I think I'll go out the window.''?
84. How old is Bart when he finally gets to see the Itchy & Scratchy movie?
85. What does Lenny share a wall of his house with?
- An amusement arcade
- A squash court
- A firing range
86. What is the name of the gymnastics teacher at the Springfield YMCA?
87. How much does Jaques usually charge for bowling lessons?
88. What is the name of Cletus' wife?
89. On what day do Homer and Bart blow up Lisa's room while trying to get a cassette out of the VCR?
90. What is Lisa's IQ?
91. What was the number on the license plate Bart and Lisa dug up using the mine detector?
92. Who was Marge's inmate when she was in prison?
- Tattoo Annie
- Phillips
- Eliza
93. What is the name of the Chinese man that works at Springfield Retirement Home?
94. What is the name of the chemical that attracts bullies?
- Poindextrose
- Nerdium chloride
- Geekonerdialate
95. What did Homer name his ''fourth child''?
- Gerald
- Stitchface
- Hans Moleman
96. How large is West Springfield in relation to Texas?
- Twice as large
- Three times larger
- Six times larger
97. What is the population of the Land of Chocolate?
98. What were Kent Brockman's winning lottory numbers?
- 3, 10, 17, 25, 37, 40
- 3, 17, 25, 38, 41, 48
- 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
99. According to Homer, what is the meaning of the word 'Machiavellian'?
- A lack of intelligence
- Stupid like a fox!
- I don't know
100. And finally! In which state do The Simpsons reside?
- Washington
- Kentucky
- Ohio
- Maine
- North Dakota
- Florida
- North Takoma
- California
- Texas
- Massachusetts
- Nevada
- Illinois
- Not in any state, you fool!