Its the time of the year to put the season in some kind of perspective. Barrett has introduced this format on the AFL social media site it would be fun to use his own format against him, the AFL, any other club player or commentator, or just make us laugh.
I will kick it off. You go for it.
AFL Media: IF Damien Barrett cant get an interview with Hurls, and cant get any true information: Then why not just make something up.
This format suits any one with a small personal device!
IF: Blitz made authored him a Wikipedia page THEN: We could turn the tables and start spinning some of our own truths, starting with him getting into his wife.
IF: You are a journalist or want to be a journalist THEN: You should despise the communication specialists for turning your profession into nothing more than gossip traders.
IF: The print media wasnt in its death throes, Then we wouldnt see all these " AFL print media journalists" trying to get their foot in the door in the broadcast media
IF my dad accepted my assertions that Damien Barrett is living proof of shtposting being a valid career choice
THEN maybe he’d finally admit he’s proud of me
IF today Barret still thinks Hurls is a chance to play for for St Kilda THEN He probably doesnt realise how significant that win was for the whole club.