Sliding Doors. Blitz style

If the general populace were aware of the lunacy on bblitz, then “blitzhead” would replace "■■■■■■■■ as an insult.

If hurley leaves then blitz will throw the baby out with the bathwater.

IF Barrett is the biggest flog on earth…THEN Sam Mitchell better try harder.

IF Damien Hardwick really thinks Richmond has the personnel to bounce back into the finals next year…THEN he really needs to spend the entire off season watching the rubbish they have delivered this year

IF Leigh Matthews keeps on appointing ex Brisbane players as coaches, THEN He might end up knifing each one of his Premiership players in the back in the process,

IF you didn’t think Hurls was #BackIn… THEN you’re an A-grade clueless tosspot.

IF Purple could no longer deny he was a loser THEN This is what he would say about Essendon “… they’ve fought back ferociously in that space this year. Well done.”

if a tree falls on barrett in the forest then it can be burnt.

If Barrett retired and was never heard from again (and took Caro with him)

Then the football world would be much, MUCH better off.

IF you can understand why the AFL employ someone who makes people actively hate football THEN you’re probably opportunistic, money-grubbing and just enough of an all round ■■■■ to run the AFL.

IF: the sliding door section is about sliding doors…

THEN: why is it always a graphic of a gate?

IF - the sliding door doesn’t slide any more
THEN - it’s just a door.

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IF - The sliding door had Pindicks head jammed in it

THEN - Would anyone here stop trying to close it? … Again, … & again, … & …

IF - you people hate the AFL and Damien Barrett as much as you say you do…
THEN - why do you visit the AFL website and read his articles?

IF - the sliding door doesn't slide any more THEN - it's just a door.

Actually, … it’d be a window.

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IF - the sliding door doesn't slide any more THEN - it's just a door.

Actually, … it’d be a window.

Unless it stopped slighty open…then it’d be ajar!

Barrett is at it again saying stupid things . Now he claims to be Nostradamus predicting things 3 years ahead,:

we’ve said it for three years … … we may as well say it again. Cronulla took the deal. The Bombers chose not to. Cronulla won the 2016 NRL flag.

IF - the sliding door doesn't slide any more THEN - it's just a door.

Actually, … it’d be a window.


Not if it’s made of solid wood

If Blitz had any idea…

…it wouldn’t reference anything to do with a purple flog.

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IF - you people hate the AFL and Damien Barrett as much as you say you do... THEN - why do you visit the AFL website and read his articles?

It’s kinda like that annoying ad on telly that drives you to wanna smash the tv & go on a killing spree. You just can’t turn the darker down & you don’t change the channel you just stare at the tv cursing