If we make it and cop Richmond you can all keep your fantasies of joe kicking the sealer from 60m and twirling the fingers.
I want Hooker to clunk the biggest contested mark on Rance then play on and sink one from 60m on the boundary and proceed to fist pump, yell and pound his chest like a fkn ape at a section of Richmond fans sitting in front of him who duly get up and depart the stadium en masse.
You know Iāve been fkn saving money for the last 4 weeks in the hope we end up in a final so I can go. What am I gonna do with that money if we dont? Buy a pallet of EMU EXPORT?
I HAVE to go week 1 if we make it. Last time I did I broke a chair on level 2 in the members section at the G when fkn Petrie booted us out of the finals. It still scars me to this day, il never forget it
Hypothetically our season could be over by the Saturday in the last round. If that happens and with us playing on the Sunday id think there might be a few more players than normal gifted a game as a farewell
Problem with that is the 22 would be finalised while weāre still a chance (unless we lose this Saturday).
So we canāt then go and change 3 or 4 spots for farewells
So pretty much we have to win the last two games and the dogs and west coast have to drop one of their last two which looks likely. Then we make 8th spot and cop either Richmond or Port successively before meeting Geelong in the prelim. I donāt like our chances in the grand final though.