Says it all about Essendon. North.2
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i genuinely canāt decide which is a more āloser clubā move - having to provide socks, or not having socks to provide
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While l have a lost sock collection.
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I have 1 sock of about 20 separate pairs, what happens to the other sock is a mystery for the ages
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Iām convinced the dryer eats them, itās always a pair going in and one coming outš
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HIS SOCK
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Itās part of their life cycleā¦ the missing socks turn into those things that comprise the other domestic mystery: the increasing number of wire coat hangers.
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There is a planet of odd socks, it is right next to the planet of lost pens.
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This is why we have money and North donāt.
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Aka Heās a sook
Luckily for him we donāt play in September.
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4D chess
Iād be happy to get an outside panel of consultants to come in and select our stregth and conditioning staff for us, because itās clearly not something we do well internally.
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Essendon and consultants, eh? What could possibly go wrongā¦
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Bring back Justin Crow (should there be a vacancy)
We would probably end up hiring some bank ceo as head of fitness if we went that route
Robert Walls is dead but we should still hit him up for advice.
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Too soon?
Or, not soon enough?
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ā¦and taking Essendons current state as a club into consideration, he died a very happy man.
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