Something seriously wrong with the club (Part 1, May 2019)

[handypoint]

Worsfold thinks we are on the right track and he knows what a good footy club looks like.

I Trust Woosha.

[wimmera1]

Tough to do at work.
A new one, I mean.

[Darli]

Mrs Wim has four industry gold medals for financial reports including one that was top 5 (nationally, with a few other countries as well).

WSPHU

[wimmera1]

Couldn’t afford her.

[Darli]

Well we could, if we added a WSPU Mrs Wim option to our membership

[Klawdy]

An automatically selected option?

[Deckham]

You’re reading a financial report, and you’re angry to read reporting on the finances?

Whatever floats your boat.

Just realised I know something about this.
Mrs Wim has four industry gold medals for financial reports including one that was top 5 (nationally, with a few other countries as well).

Yes, there’s facts and figures and budgets and how many meetings the board attended, but they absolutely benchmark themselves on their core business too.
It’s not an afterthought, and it is very much the place for it.

Get Mrs Wim in here or it didn’t happen.

[wimmera1]

You’re reading a financial report, and you’re angry to read reporting on the finances?

Whatever floats your boat.

Just realised I know something about this.
Mrs Wim has four industry gold medals for financial reports including one that was top 5 (nationally, with a few other countries as well).

Yes, there’s facts and figures and budgets and how many meetings the board attended, but they absolutely benchmark themselves on their core business too.
It’s not an afterthought, and it is very much the place for it.

Get Mrs Wim in here or it didn’t happen.

Oh, hell no.
Edit: Seriously, you think I’d be this way if she could see me?

[MrsWim]

Hey, I’m just glad he’s spending all his time on here and not talking to me!

[wimmera1]

Lol.

Clearly fake.
She wouldn’t waste her time with you jerks.

[MrsWim]

Wasting time with jerks is my speciality

[Henry_s_Angry_Pills]

[Sameolds2010]

Sounds like he’s been reading Bomberblitz and taking inspiration from our various threads.

That’s exactly what it was.

Someone should have stuck something in about a Sydney ruckman

[wimmera1]

And a dog wearing pants.

[MrsWim]

I think that’s at least half a point unders

[Deckham]

So Mrs Wimm… does Mr Wimm speak in Haiku at home?

[Shelton10]

Roger Federer is a gentleman off the court, but absolutely ruthless while the game is in progress.

Footballers can be the same. You can be a hard, ruthless, take no prisoners player while the game is in progress, and a quiet, kind, generous person in everyday life.

[efc1robbo]

What’s with your avatar? Weren’t you having a go at others in the zaka thread for bagging him yet you are doing the same with @Killer_Mike?

[the_shock_master]

This is a ■■■■■■ spot on take

[redbull]

Hey, I’m just glad he’s spending all his time on here and not talking to me!

Welcome to Blitz! Sounds like you’re a bit different to @Mrs_Peos who came here searching for something and just ended up cleaning up @Paul_Peos’s mess.