No one has chanced the improbability that Cats get kicked out of the finals, lose draft picks & are skunted, for breach of salary amongst many other rorts (Chris Scotts face does look like a ■■■■■ cat).
And the bullfrogs, ducks or whoever kick on in their place. Its a laugh 
cos the whole thing has been forgotten about.
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Do we need to make any changes to the schedule - this was from 2023?
5:30 pm - Flash Mob
6:30 pm - The Drooping of the Sash
6:45 pm - Anointing of the Sherrin with the Sacred Bourbon
7:00 pm - Calling of the Jackets - James Hird not in attendance
7:15 pm - The Neagle Moment (AFL 2010 Round 1 Essendon Vs Geelong - Highlights.avi - YouTube )
7:30 pm - Presentation of the Holy Abacus
7:45 pm - Reading of “Ode to the Spreadsheet”
8:00 pm - Bovril toast.
8:15 pm - Fax Sending Ceremony
8:30 pm - Herbatron of the Year Presentation
8:45 pm - The Tearing of the Fabric
9:00 pm - Sacrificing of the Faulty Laptop
9:15 pm - The Shisha of Remembrance
10:00pm - Darren Bewick
10:30pm - Cooling of the Jets
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There has to be a seminar on AFL lifestyles and elite standards in there now. And stability, gotta highlight all that stability.
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I think maybe there needs to be the ANNOUNCING of Learnings as well.
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Where’s the annual awarding of the Raptor Resultist of The Year medal?
10:35pm: everything that just happened, that’s not who we are
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Really becoming an extravaganza now… updated with suggestions:
5:00 pm - Flash Mob
5:30 pm - Awarding of the Raptor Resultist Of The Year medal
6:00 pm - Seminar on AFL Lifestyles and Elite Standards
6:30 pm - The Drooping of the Sash
6:45 pm - Anointing of the Sherrin with the Sacred Bourbon
7:00 pm - Calling of the Jackets - James Hird not in attendance
7:15 pm - The Neagle Moment (AFL 2010 Round 1 Essendon Vs Geelong - Highlights.avi - YouTube )
7:30 pm - Presentation of the Holy Abacus
7:45 pm - Reading of “Ode to the Spreadsheet”
8:00 pm - Bovril toast.
8:15 pm - Fax Sending Ceremony
8:30 pm - Herbatron of the Year Presentation
8:45 pm - The Tearing of the Fabric
9:00 pm - Sacrificing of the Faulty Laptop
9:15 pm - The Shisha of Remembrance
9:30 pm – Hallowing of the Hangar Surface(s)
10:00 pm - Darren Bewick
10:30 pm - Cooling of the Jets
11:00 pm - The Highlighting of Stability
11:30 pm - The ANNOUCING of the Learnings
11:45 pm - Annual Denial of Who We Are
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It needs a bye in the middle and an asterisk for everything after the bye.
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No space for the ‘Ty Zantuck kicking for goal competition’?
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we really should throw a party, I’m not even joking. it’s impressive to be this bad/not so bad for so long.
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Am I missing something?
We are 20 points (5 wins) out of 8th place with 6 games to be played. Even if we lose on Friday, mathematically we can still make it unless the Suns roll the Lions on Saturday.
If they lose our pain is prolonged another week at least.
One can never be too prepared for St Essington’s Day
Pick your venue; it can be a vicarious celebration of a Grand Final that we will probably never have!
The ‘Whatever It Takes’ 2026 Club Campaign Announcement
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THE ROYAL?
Feel like 30 mins needs to be devoted exclusively to Purposeful Innovation.
Whatever the venue it is guaranteed to be full, but not to capacity.
i daresay it’d be a combination of other games between teams above us, where at least one of the them will gain premiership points and put it out of reach for us
eg dogs/giants, freo/port, suns/giants