Stringer Thread II - 10,000 posts was Not Enough

youre most likely joking, but here:


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I was joking.

I love love him

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Why does Beastie hate Stringer so much? :thinking:

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Back off beastie

Beastie is aā€¦wellā€¦beast!

Didnā€™t you know itā€™s an AFL rule that a player canā€™t move clubs until he has nominated his destination club publicly.

How long will it take him to ā€œthin downā€ and be ready for more midfield time. Couple of pre-season?

I donā€™t see him thinning down at all. Heā€™s s perfect size. Just improve his endurance

It definitely sounds like heā€™ll train as a mid and played as a powerful inside mid. Itā€™s gonna be interesting to watch

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We must get him to focus all that sexual energy towards his training

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Suggestions?

I have many, but none appropriate for this forum

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Play Hooker in front of him.

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Should be ready for midfield now. Itā€™s been like two weeks already.

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Reminds me of Raging Bull, has to harness it and use it on the field. Will create a beast of a player.

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An article on the leadership group being consulted on this trade. No real surprises here. Goddard says Stringer was open and honest in his answers, but that would depend on the questions being asked. It is obvious that the players recognize his talent, and are not blind to the need to help him.

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How good would it be to see in Stringers first game get 27 possessions (6 more than he has ever got), 2 goals and 10 clearances.

If he had a game like that, we would literally go into premiership favouritism.

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Smith averages 19 possessions off a flank so he has lots of room for improvement as he spends more time in the middle.

This trade period could define our club for the next ten years.

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What if the field gets pregnantā€¦ who will be responsible? AFL?

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Nah bro.
Heā€™s only had 19 or more disposals 3 times in his career.
Average is about 12.
Youā€™re right about upside though. If we get him to 19 touches a game, heā€™s going to rip games apart.

Yeah sorry, that was this year (18.6) .

The three of them have a lot of scope for improvement.