Stringer Thread II - 10,000 posts was Not Enough

I’m surprised that Barrett hasn’t done a sliding doors piece on this.

If Stringer comes to Essendon then Bird and Jerrett are done.

Starts off hopeful and bright, then gets a bit dark in the middle.

This is just like Star Wars except that @ivan might not hate it

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Past 10,000 posts.

So I assume that means there is no real news on the trade.

How about pig-headed dumbfarker then?

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Connors is Vader.

We will forgive all his evil deeds when he helps us to vanquish palpatine

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Bird still under contract until 2019 according to Footywire website (not sure how accurate).

Doubt much will happen with AFLW draft on today. It’ll be tomorrow.

Where’s the Package?

What’s the Package?

What’s the fkn hold up, hurry up d-ckheads.

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The Long Dark Stringer-Time Of The Soul

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Exclusive footage of Adrian Dodoro delivering pick 25 & 30 to the dogs.

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They’ve made this into a TV show already!

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Ever had one of those tooth extractions where the tooth gets jammed or cracked, and what originally was expected to be a routine dental procedure takes 10 times as long, with the dentist ending up with a monstrous pair of pliers, standing on your chest, his sweat dripping on your face, cutting away at your gums and graunching your jaw every which way then probing deep into the bone matrix to remove every tiny bit of the fractured tooth ?

Getting Stringer out of the kennel is worse than that.

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I have feelings you know.

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We need to be over talking to SOS. Its sounding like Carlton might be getting #10 and #16 off Adelaide (for Gibbs and a 2018 second). SOS needs an early second for Kennedy, #25 would be perfect. Offer #25 and #30 to Carlton for #16, and send #16 to the Doggies for Stringer.

If we do the deal, we might even get a 3rd rounder back from Carlton…

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YESS lets do it!

Yeah, but the problem with talking to SOS is that we have to talk to SOS

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Could Carlton use #30 for Lang?

We should be talking to SOS, but only if we are saying:

“Remember the 1993 grand final, and how you had a tantrum on the goal line?”. Even if it costs us picks/players, just remind him of that again.

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