Don't know what else Mc Cluggage has to do to convince some people.
Wins everything there is to win,
"But he doesn't get enough contested ball"
He gets the farken thing 30 times a game for 2 goals ave, who gives a fuck if there not contested.
He did this off FARK ALL PRE SEASON
Is one of those types that seem to slow time down, pushes forward regularly and KICKS GOALS.
"But he's too skinny"
Parish says for you to Fark off and we do have a thing called a GYM and copious amounts of fitness staff.
But Noooooooooooooooo, lets pick someone else FFS