The Ambiguity Thread

(In the spirit of the Blitz Silly Season…)

I started this thread because I like ambiguity more than most people.

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I can’t unsee it…

I used to be uncertain but now I’m not so sure.

Sometimes, but not always.

Yeah Nah

Partly Cloudy, Partly Sunny.

“Few showers” vs “A few showers” – are these the same things, or is the former indicating less rain than the latter?

It annoys me because the BOM are usually quite precise with their wording.

Which is faster?
Fast medium bowler or a medium fast bowler?

You can always expect the expected to happen, … provided that the unexpected doesn’t happen.

Which is faster? Fast medium bowler or a medium fast bowler?

One that gets buggered quickly and one that just warms into it.
James Pattinson v Michael holding.
Cool mon.

They're not that great and bras are an annoying expense.
They're not that great and bras are an annoying expense.

I find it amusing the way it goes 'Poof" and then the boy is a girl.

Year 10 .Teacher to me 《The person that gets coldblood to work for him will be very lucky》 Me 《WTF?》

‘Ambiguity pole’ - two things about that poll title
A) wtf
b) that’s ambiguous

"Few showers" vs "A few showers" -- are these the same things, or is the former indicating less rain than the latter?

It annoys me because the BOM are usually quite precise with their wording.

I want twenty one armed policemen on duty.

"Few showers" vs "A few showers" -- are these the same things, or is the former indicating less rain than the latter?

It annoys me because the BOM are usually quite precise with their wording.

I want twenty one armed policemen on duty.

You skipped school the day they taught hyphens, weren’t you?

Spoken, it’s ambiguous - written, it shouldn’t be.

"Few showers" vs "A few showers" -- are these the same things, or is the former indicating less rain than the latter?

It annoys me because the BOM are usually quite precise with their wording.

A “near miss” is a collision, not a collision that was narrowly avoided.

They're not that great and bras are an annoying expense.

Strongly disagree.

Ambiguity pole --noun

  1. An erection achieved after doing menial housework, or seeing flora on television.
  2. An implement used in a strip club performances by people with poles as artificial limbs.