No need to panic it’s only round 8
We’ve got the remedy to make things straight
We understand you’re all feeling down
Daniher out in Brown
WTF?
Carlton paying $3.60 Get on 'em
DONS AND BLUES ONCE MIGHTY,
BUT NOW ARE S-H-I-T.
SO TODAY IN THE RAIN
GO PLAY IN IT.
Playing in the rain
Evens the playing field
The odds still in your favour
Our game plan’s by Mark Neeld
(Reusing that last line but I love it too much)
Sure we really suck.
and most of us dont give a f**k
but we will still beat the blues
because that is what we do.
That’s the spirit.
The Blues have Neeld
But the Dons won’t yield
The Blues are scum
They’ll get a reaming up the …
They dont have neeld
it might seem like he is on their side Saturday arvo.
Our team of outright stars
Beats your team of useless hacks
for a half then we’ll chip incessantly
And turnover at half back.
The worst is finally over
We’re now right on track
As long as they don’t play
Someone loose at centre-half back
…■■■■.
Our season is properly cooked
Let’s replace Joe with Kyle
And at least when we lose
You won’t see us smile
Glad someone can see that…
We haven’t given a yelp
since long before the saga
we need someone to help
because our team stands for nada
Fantasia you’re back and Green is gone right?
Can you reclaim your form and kick a tonne tonight.
We have neeld
You have Craig
Both of us should just yield
fark carlton
fark carlton
fark carlton
fark carlton
So who are we going to allow to have a blinder? Kerridge? SPS?
When we win
Let’s have a beer.
Because we’ll sign up Woosha
For another year