Relying on the past
Is starting to get crazy
Now it’s get well Joe
Not get better Daisy
I think you’ve got the crowd about right, but I’m not sure about the cricket umpires…
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Woosha is our coach so stop the blowin
Pretty soon the wins will start flowin
Until then it won’t be any fun
Reading the ramblings of Wimmera1
Calling Dingus a mushroom was low
He and I aren’t the problem, you know?
You can say this is fine
But I’m a fungi
Driven spare by this depressing shitshow.
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There once was a most happy clapper
Who thought playing like crap didn’t matter
The thing he don’t see
Is quite clear to me:
Dons don’t give a fat rat’s clacker
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Let’s take this to Haiku territory!
“We are Essendon”
Manufactured chants don’t work
If the game plan sucks
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Carlton are winless
but we stink it up so bad
this will be their first
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The gloomers are adding up the toll
They want Woosha off the payroll
He’s seen it all before
No way is he heading out the door
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best one yet.
Though it obviously isn’t referring to our backline, which is anything but secure.
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Your faith in this coach is absurd
He’s less the way forward than Bird
One flag way back when
But two spoons since then
And it looks like he’s adding a third
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The plan is to win,
And to do it well,
The issue is our players,
Can’t read HTML?
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“Apparently not tanking!”
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ENTER LOSER NAME HERE
This is Essendon
Don’t change your team up
Don’t promote youth up
look what we’re whippin up
This is Essendon (woo)
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…Fark these other rebuilds
we have been the worst side
since 2005…
Just farkin win
Farkin do it
Please farkin
Fark Carlton
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