poor david. if you’re reading this, i apologise for everyone’s behaviour.
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He only comes on here to protect the kids from reading nasty things about themselves.
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that’s a strange thing to put on a banner.
Agreed. I don’t see how doing that on a banner protects children.
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If we put FRANGA on the banner… that protects from children.
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Tell me about it. It will take me ages to ban everyone.
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In days of old, when Knights was bold,
When all out attack was the king,
Myers was just eighteen years old,
…. and he still ain’t done a thing.
DJR, this is all done in mirth. I like David Myers and I hope, that like every player on Essendon’s list, he finds and plays to his absolute potential and so advances himself, the team and the club to every success.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
David Myers,
Says fark you.
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Let us cease our idle chatter,
Let the tears bedew our cheek,
For a man called David Myers
Has been missing for a week.
*With thanks to banjo Patterson
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24 CHICKEN NUGGETS
DAVID MYERS APPROVES
Woosha May turn to someone new
A player who’s been kicking the dew
We all know him as big red
He’s miles better than a retread
The happy clappers
Will so turn gloomer criers
When they glance upon
Ridley out for Myers
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Imagine my delight when hitting up KFC after the game on Sat when I ordered 10 nuggs the lovely lass behind the counter announced in an angelic voice “You do realise for another dollar you can 24? Would you like that instead?”
Yes, yes I would thank you very much.
OPEN YOUR EYES OLD MAN.
THATS ALL A CERTAIN SUB FORUM ON THIS FORUM IS ALL ABOUT
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I haven’t got time to commit to a whole thread for it.
We picked him at six
The midfield to fix
Embrace David Myers
If not for the hoof
But for the kids he sires
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Myers is a gun
Some people say
But against the Giants
I hope he does not play
“David Myers has a strained hip” says performance manager justin crow
While he had the week off couldnt the club sit him down and demand he doesnt grow back the pedofile Mo!
Our team it has a number of stars
A couple of honest triers
The rest fit somewhere in between
And then there’s David Myers
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