Come on enough with the gags
Lets raise hell
With Myers we’ll win back to back flags
Just in the vfl
Welcome back Andy McGrath
No way you wear a bra
Woosha knows by far
You are our brightest star
Three and six
Can be fixed
Stringer and his tricks
Giants to sh.t bricks
2 great games in a row, lads are pumped
FFS don’t bring back Myers or Brown
Bring in a hard running mid fielder to
Take out Dusty… the farkin tattooed clown
you’ve got dusty
we were a little rusty
but now we’re are* corrosion free
look out for SMACK daddy
*obligatory cheer squad grammatical error
Woosha’s sitting in his dingy little office, where a stingy
Ray of sunlight struggles feebly down onto the Bombers’ fall,
And the foetid clean air and gritty of the dusty, dirty city
Through the open premiership window floating, spreads its foulness over all
Dusty’s tatts wont stop Tiges fan cryin
it’ll be a sad night for their kin
As Jakey Stringers wooky lion
helps seal this Bomber win
Bachar Houli has a beard, and it smells a little musty.
The likely reason for this, is because it’s spent some time in Dusty.
Dusty is a flop when you
Employ karate chop
The weather looks grim tonight
Heavy clouds and the wind is gusty
Never mind that though
Let’s see Tippa bury Dusty
Dusty loves a throat fend off
That’s barely fkn legal.
Not only does it make his Dad proud
But also Steven fkn Seagal.
Jake has waited a Long Time
To be part of the Dream Time
Tippa, new Lav & Long
Dreaming of taming the Dusty Tigers
When Dusty fends
They don’t pay free kicks
So break that arm
Like a pair of chopsticks
Its fair to say that if he couldnt kick a ball
Dusty would be in jail
All we draft is nice guys
Our brand it will not fail
Tackling, pressure and intensity,
Embodied by our new recruit Dev,
But if it’s breaking lines you’re after,
Go see Dusty tonight at Revs.
My rhyming skills are rusty
This message not subliminal
We care little about Dusty
Less his dad the ■■■■■■■ criminal.
Dusty dusty
Give us chicks who are busty
Welcome to Dreamtime at the G
Dusty
Dusty is a bogan.
GO BOMBERS!
We got rid of Neeld
Whose game plan was s*it and crusty
This week we lay the chopsticks into
A tattooed thug named Dusty