Milf i
4 Likes
Stealthy, healthy, wealthy, Amalfi, and hot, hot, hot. 
8 Likes
Scratch that. No ‘h’ in her name.
Disregard.
If you are a sacked coach
Because you don’t know how to coach
Come down to windy hill
To join us slide down the hill
We are ■■■■.
We are boring.
By quarter time.
Our supporters will be snoring.
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My name is John
I wear a gold chain
Bomberblitz thinks
I have no brain
…I could go all night with this
1 Like
Trying to find words that rhyme with orange
Is like Essington getting a gameplan to work ummm vorringe
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Go Bombers!
That’s a better rev up than the one you’ll hear at half time.
Nice guys Dons don’t get to see the cans.
My name is Alex and l think I’m smart
Then l met Woosha and realised l was merely a pea heart
This is fun…
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“Langford who?”
We’ve got a young Guelfi
But no Mafia boss
So if David comes knockin
Who gives a toss?
KIAS ARE GOOD
KIAS ARE GREAT
BUY A KIA AND SHOW YOUR ESSENDON MEMBERSHIP
BECAUSE IF YOU DO I GET A BONUS PAYMENT FROM THEM LIKE SERIOUSLY GUYS IF YOU ALL BUY KIAS ITS A MASSIVE BONUS I STAND TO GET HERE
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We’re currently in footy hell,
When we should be in footy heaven.
The only ones who can save us,
Are the draftees of 2007.
5 Likes
bring back the bombres banner
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It’s hard to rhyme with a name like Guelfi
But Myers is back, so we’ll throw the Confetti.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Myers is playing
Hey Kyle fark you
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~THIS~
~IS~~~
FINE~~
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If you think after the last few years we’re filthy
This time we’re really pleading ‘not Guelfi’
If you’re bringing in Myers for Guelfi
This game’s gonna end up like that stairwell scene in The Sopranos with Dr. Melfi